MG Round 1 Question A

 

 

Doug: (grabs A) Matt, you're left with A.  Let's see how you fare here.
(walks to panel) And again everyone plays.

Bruce said, "I just finished watching the finale of the world's most 
boring reality show.  The gal who won earned a million dollars just by 
<< BLANKING >>."

(think music plays) (stars write)

 

Doug: And Chad's almost ready.

 

Doug: OK, we're set.  Matt, question again.

Bruce said, "I just finished watching the finale of the world's most 
boring reality show.  The gal who won earned a million dollars just by 
<< BLANKING >>."

Matt T.: Sleeping.

(scattered applause)

Doug: Apparently the crowd was bored by that answer.  (a few laughs from
the crowd)  Maybe that's a good omen.  Let's compare answers starting
with -- wake up, will ya Troy?

Troy: Oh, sorry.  I saw that season finale too -- it was the show
where the gal won a million dollars just by [ READING THE PHONE BOOK ].

(buzz) (scattered laughs and applause)

Doug: Yeah, that's boredom, alright.  Chad, what say ye?

Chad: In my opinion, she should've gotten TWO million for this.

[WATCHING A WHOLE EPISODE]
[OF HONEY BOO BOO CHILD]

(buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)

Doug: I actually met Eden Wood a few weeks again -- and between her
work and Honey Boo Boo's, I shook my head and asked -- why?  That's
a great answer.  Let's see if we get a match from Matt Welshans.

Matt W.: I was falling asleep watching her WATCHING PAINT DRY.

(buzz) (scattered laughs and applause)

Doug: That's boring alright.  No sleepers yet as we visit Ryan.
Bruce said, "I just finished watching the finale of the world's most 
boring reality show.  The gal who won earned a million dollars just by..."

Ryan: (card)

+============+
| Sitting in |
|  a Chair   |
+============+

(buzz) (scattered applause)

Doug: What's worse?  No John McEnroe.  (audience laughs) Andres, what
came to your mind?

Andres: Blinking!

(buzz)  (scattered applause)

Doug: Proves it's a show you want to miss -- as in "blink and you
miss it".  Anyway, Shawn, wrap this up for us.

Shawn: Well, I tried to think of the most boring thing that I could, 
and other than watching a Miami Dolphins football game.

(mixed reaction from the crowd)

Doug: Send the letters to Shawn, not us.

Shawn: The only thing I could come up with is [ SLEEPING ]

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: And Matt's glad for that -- 'cause he's on the board.

 

READING...BOOK | WATCHING...CHILD | ...PAINT DRY
SITTING... | BLINKING | SLEEPING

Matt's response: SLEEPING

 

 

Doug: All right, Matt, you're leading CY$100 to nil.  We'll meet our
players and start Round 2 after this.

(audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)

MG ROUND 2 BEGINS