MG Round 1 Question B

 

 

(audience cheers) (Doug presses button revealing Round 1 questions
on the toaster)

Doug: Raymond, you won the right to go first.  I have two questions
here.  Would you like A or B?

Raymond: B.

 

 

Doug: (grabs B; walks to panel)  Going with B and here *B* the 
question.

Gossip columnist Roma Garrett said, "I can't make sense of this 
either.  Charlie Sheen has been cast in the title role in the 
movie 'The Life and Times of << BLANK >>'."

(audience laughs) (think music plays) 

 

(stars write)

 

Doug: All right, Raymond, chance to get on the scoreboard
first.  Question again.

Gossip columnist Roma Garrett said, "I can't make sense of this 
either.  Charlie Sheen has been cast in the title role in the 
movie 'The Life and Times of << BLANK >>'."

Raymond: George Washington.

(a few laughs; other groans)

Doug: Eh, makes sense with those dollar bills he snorted away.  
(audience laughs)  Well, this is a Round 1 question and usually 
anything goes.  So let's see if anyone here thought of our first 
president.  Joe, great to see ya.

Joe: Doug, it is an honor and a pleasure to be back with you after 
so long.  What would not make sense is if Charlie Sheen was 
cast in "The Life and Times of...

+---------+
|POPE     |
|JOHN PAUL|
|II       |
+---------+

(buzz) (audience laughs) 

Doug: Definitely senseless.  Chad, before we get to your answer,
look for his sister Shay on the new "Figure It Out".  (audience
applause)  And the better news for Chad and the rest of the
panel, *no* secret slime action on this show.  (audience laughs) 
Now that we have that clarified, your response, please?

Chad: I think this is what you call full circle role reversal.

[ASHTON KUTCHER]

(buzz)  (audience laughs and applauds)

Doug: Funny!  Love it.  Tammy, howdy hi.

Tammy: Howdy hi Doug!  Since we're talking about someone in the 
news lately, my response was "Prince William."

(buzz) (a few laughs)

Doug: Considering the royal mess Charlie got himself into, makes
sense.  Over to Ryan.  Gossip columnist Roma Garrett said, "I
can't make sense of this  either.  Charlie Sheen has been cast 
in the title role in the movie 'The Life and Times of...'."

Ryan: (card)
 
+=============+
| Walt Disney |
+=============+


(buzz) (a few laughs)

Doug: When you wish upon -- WINNING!  (audience laughs)  Dean,
what say ye?

Dean:  I think this makes sense...

  +------------+
  |   ROBERT   |
  | DOWNEY JR. |
  +------------+


(buzz) (audience laughs)

Doug: Sensible answer indeed -- and funny.  David, wrap 'er 
up for us.

David: Hey, Charlie Sheen, you're fired!

+--------------+
| DONALD TRUMP |
+--------------+



(buzz) (audience laughs)

Doug: Trumpster -- but no Georgie as we review.

 

POPE JOHN PAUL II | A. KUTCHER | PRINCE WILLIAM
WALT DISNEY | R. DOWNEY JR. | DONALD TRUMP

Raymond's response: GEORGE WASHINGTON

 

 

Doug: Well, Raymond, better luck in the next round.  Evan, let's see
if you can score the first match.

MG ROUND 1 CONTINUES