MG MG Round 3 Question A

 

 

 Doug: Welcome back.  Let's find ourselves a winner.

(Doug presses button on toaster revealing Round 3 questions)

 

 

Doug: Shawn, you're the leader again.  Would you like A or B?

Shawn: Let's stick with A.
 
Doug: (grabs A)  Worked well so far.   You're halfway to a perfect score.

 

  
Doug: Brian, Ryan and Barry play this one while the rest lay out.

Carl the cannibal said, "There's no way I'm eating Desiree the divorcée.  
She's always << BLANK >>."

(audience laughs)  (think music plays) 

 

Doug: And we're all set.  Shawn, match all three you haven't matched yet
-- and you get the perfect score bonus.

Carl the cannibal said, "There's no way I'm eating Desiree the divorcée.  
She's always << BLANK >>."

Shawn: On her period?

(audience boos and hisses)

Doug: Something tells me you're not going to get the perfect score bonus.
There's a *REALLY* good answer if you think about all this.  Brian, we
start with you.

Brian: I thought these were supposed to get easier. 

Doug: Well, this is easy if you put your mind to it.

Brian: This has gotta be the rottenest answer I've ever had. The only 
phrase I could cross between cannibals and divorce is...
 
+------------+
|            |
|   FED UP   |
|            |
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(buzz) (audience groans) 

Doug: You're -- kind of in the ballpark -- with regard to Shawn's answer
and *the* answer.  But not close enough.  Ryan?

Ryan: (card)

+=======+
| Tough |
+=======+

(buzz) (audience groans) 

Doug: Ohhh -- like I said, there's a really great answer.  Barry?

Barry: If there's a definitive answer, I'm not seeing it. (card) CRYING.

(buzz) (audience boos)

Doug: Ohhhh, darn, nobody thought of *THE* answer.  OK, let's think
about this.  If a cannibal found a divorced woman, why wouldn't he eat
her?

(man from fourth row in audience shouts, "Because the << CENSORED >>
is bitter.")

(audience laughs and applauds)

Doug: There's a polite way of saying that -- but he's right.  A cannibal
wouldn't eat the divorced woman because she's always bitter.

 

(match in R1)| (match in R2) | FED UP
TOUGH | (match in R1) | CRYING

Shawn's answer: ON HER PERIOD

 

 

Doug: No score that round for Shawn.  David, a golden opportunity, here.
You'll have the services of five of our stars.  Match any two of them
and you'll tie.  Match more than two and you clinch a berth in the squares.

MG ROUND 3 CONTINUES