======================================================================Glenn Bowman: "I Am Number Four" starring Brett Favre *as* Brett Favre -- (audience laughs)-- will not be seen at this time. In its place, we present a showcase of champions who are anything but washed up. ====================================================================== (drum roll) (Robert McBride stands behind Match Game semi-finalists Matt Taylor and Michael Clifford)
Glenn: These are the champions. Combined, they've won CY$300,000. In a moment, they'll begin competition in our high stakes tournament. And the stakes have never been bigger. Find out what happens and who wins -- because...
Glenn Bowman:
It's time for the...
...with our guests...
Jay Cross
...from Late Net Liars...
Chris Wolvie
Dean Scungio
Mystic Girl
...plus our center square...
Chad Mosher
...and the stars of
the Net Match Game -
Hollywood Squares Hour...
Ryan Morris
and
Doug Morris(audience cheers) Doug: Thanks, Glenn Bowman. Helloooooooo, everybody and welcome to the Net Match Game - Hollywood Squares Hour Champions' special. Hello, stars.
Ryan: And hello to you at home. Let's introduce you to some more stars -- our contestants in the champions' special. Each player got here by either winning at least CY$100,000 or three straight games. Glenn, please introduce our champions. (MG-HSH variant theme plays)
Glenn: First, please welcome back our top seed, whose winnings total CY$118,000 -- Robert McBride.
CY$118,000 (audience cheers) Glenn: Our second seed was defeated on the last show -- but managed to rack up a total of CY$104,500 -- Matt Taylor.
CY$104,500 (more cheers) Glenn: Our third seed still has an impressive CY$77,500 in winnings. Here's Michael Clifford.
CY$77,500 (more cheers) (variant fades) Doug: Thanks, Glenn. Champions, welcome back. For the benefit of those who haven't seen our tournament -- simple stuff. We play this much like a normal episode. Robert, since you're the top seed, you'll play the X's in Hollywood Squares. So we'll see you then. (audience cheers) (contestants shake hands all around; Robert exits stage left) Ryan: Matt and Michael are going to play Match Game. The winner there joins Robert and me in the finals. And an amazing payoff is waiting for the winner of the finals in the Super Match. Doug: So let the Champions' Special begin! (more cheers) (Ryan and Doug shake hands) (Ryan sits in the Morris chair on the panel) (Doug walks over to the Match Game desks)
Doug: Matt, Michael, scoring in the tournament is a bit different from our regular competition. But the object's still the same -- try and match as many...
Doug: ...of these members of Charlie Sheen's P.R. team as you possibly can. (light laughter from the crowd) Doug: Here in the semi-finals, we play just for points. One point per match. Max out with six points and you win a bonus of CY$5000. (audience cheers) Winner of Match Game pockets an extra CY$25,000; the runner-up gets CY$10,000. (audience cheers) (Doug presses button revealing Round 1 questions on the toaster)MG ROUND 1 BEGINS
