MG Round 1 Question A

 

 

Doug: (grabs A; walks to panel)  But now Andy bats and here's the 
question.

Santa Claus said, "We're just days into 2011 and Little Rotten Rodney's 
already on my naughty list.  That's because he << BLANKED >>."

(audience laughs) (think music plays) 

Doug: Remember, friends, it's a Round 1 question.  Just let the
imagination run wild.

(stars write)

Doug: All right, waiting on Mr. V to get in there.

 

Doug: OK, they're ready.  Andy, question again...

Santa Claus said, "We're just days into 2011 and Little Rotten Rodney's 
already on my naughty list.  That's because he << BLANKED >>."

Andy: Smoked -- a cigarette.

(audience groans) 

Doug: (hums a few bars of a Brownsville Station song) 'Cause smokin' ain't
allowed in school.

(audience laughs)

Doug: Well, let's see if anyone over thought of Rodney as a smoker.  Troy?

Troy: Andy, I'm sorry, I got nothin'.  I said [Broke the Times Square Ball].

(buzz) (a few laughs)

Doug: Eh, timely thought.  Chad?

Chad: Mystery solved!

[SHOT THOSE BIRDS]
[  IN ARKANSAS   ]

(buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)

Doug: Now *THAT* is rotten.  Tom, what say ye?

Tom: Doug, there is a major Congressional investigation into the dealings of 
Little Rotten Rodney.  Yes, he...

(*( WIKI-LEAKED )*)

(buzz) (audience laughs)

Doug: (impersonating Anne Robinson)  Rodney, you have Wiki-Leaked!  G'bye!

(more laughs)

Doug: Let's visit Ryan here.  Santa Claus said, "We're just days into 2011 
and Little Rotten Rodney's  already on my naughty list.  That's because he
smoked a cigarette."  At least that's Andy's take.  What's yours?

Ryan M.: Honestly, Doug, this was a hard one. A true Match Game Round 1 
question.  Since you said Santa Claus the only thing I could think of was...

+=========+
| Killed  |
| Rudolph |
+=========+

(buzz) (a few in the audience laugh and clap)

Doug: Eh, another timely thought.  Ryan Vickers?

Ryan V.: Well Doug, it's kind of relevant to the weather we're having, 
and I said Little Rotten Rodney...

+-----------------+
|  TINKLED HIS    |
|  NAME IN THE    |
|  SNOW           |
+-----------------+

(buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)

Doug: Another timely thought.  And Shawn, you came through for Dom
in the clutch.  What about for Andy?

Shawn: Well hopefully he can clean up his act, because I know Santa 
delivers zonks, too. 

[cussed]

(buzz) (smattering of applause)

Doug: Well, we had a little of everything there.  Dirty words,
birds and then some.  

 

BROKE...BALL | SHOT THOSE BIRDS... | WIKI-LEAKED
KILLED RUDOLPH | TINKLED HIS NAME... | CUSSED

Andy's answer: SMOKED A CIGARETTE

 

 

Doug: Round 1's in the books.  Dom's 100 to the good.  We'll meet
our players and start Round 2.  But first, it's recess time.

(audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)

MG ROUND 2 BEGINS