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(clips of various VBS net games accompanied by the chorus line to
"Winning It All" by The Outfield)

Voice guy: VBS -- where the winners are.
 
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Doug: And we're back.  Let's try to end this episode on a winning
note with another Cyber-Phone Match.  On the horn is Nikolai Wataja
from Canada.  Hello, Nikolai.

Nikolai: (on the phone)  Hi.

Doug: Nikolai, just for being the lucky player for this Cyber-Phone
Match, we're going to give you CY$1000.  Now you have a chance to win
CY$10,000 by matching one of our nine stars.  Who'll get the question 
along with you?

Nikolai: I'll go with Chad.
 
Doug: OK, before we get to the question, Anson Grimes played the earlier
Cyber-Phone Match and won the max -- but the max there was CY$5500.  
Anson, if you're watching, we're going to double that payoff for 11-grand
total.  Because, after all, the accountants here owe me a huge favor 
anyway.

(light laughter from the crowd)

Doug: Chad Mosher's going to play.  Remember, we need an exact
match for the ten grand.  Nikolai, Chad's going to write his answer
down -- then we'll call for your answer.   Here's the question.

_____GRETZKY
   
Doug: ...<< BLANK >> Gretzky.  That's G-R-E-T-Z-K-Y.  << BLANK >> Gretzky.

(MG-HSH Super Match think music plays)

(Chad writes answer on card; inserts card in slot)

(ding)

Doug: Okie doke, Nikolai, for a grand total of CY$11,000, how do you
fill in that blank?  << BLANK >> Gretzky.

Nikolai: It has to be "Wayne Gretzky".

(audience cheers)
 
Doug: Seems to be an easy question, whether or not you're Canadian.
Chad, it's up to you.  What say ye to << BLANK >> Gretzky?

Chad: Well, now, everyone knows the answer has to be...

[ CLYDE ]

(audience groans) 

Chad: Err, no wait wait, I meant his twin brother...

[ WAYNE ]

(dings; MG-HSH music plays; audience applause)

Doug: Aren't you clever? Nikolai, you got it my man.  Total of CY$11,000.
Stay on the line, please, and we'll get the moolah your direction.

(MG-HSH theme plays)

Doug: Hey, before we go, talking about Canada, we want to send our
best wishes for a speedy recovery to Alan Mitsugi, a longtime member
of the net games community.  He recently went through a kidney 
transplant.  We sincerely hope this really sparks a turnaround in his
life.

Alan, we're thinking of you, champ.

(audience applause)

Doug: Another great panel, another show in the can.  'Til next time,
make it a great day, keep the faith, treasure your loved ones and
join us for more fun -- or else, you're << BLANKED >>.

Ryan: I agree.

(more applause)

Glenn: If you'd like tickets to see the Net Match Game - Hollywood 
Squares Hour, send a self addressed stamped envelope to...

   
Glenn: ... and in addition to their cyber-cash winnings, tonight's 
runners-up will receive...

Thumb Ease Webster's Dictionary. Just in time for back-to-school.
Carry it for studies in your pocket. Thumb Ease.

A case of Turtle Extra Car Wax. Turtle Wax gives the hard shell 
finish for lasting beauty. Turtle Wax.

Serving tuna again? Try Swanson Mixin' Chicken for a change of pace. 
Tender juicy chunks of chicken for a scrumptious chicken salad sandwich. 

Amelia Earhart's Super Lightweight Nonstop Carry-on Luggage. Casual, 
practical and designed with your lifestyle in mind. Quality luggage 
you can count on. Nonstop by Amelia Earhart.

A LobsterGram gift certificate. LobsterGram is a unique way to 
send great gourmet gifts of succulent lobster. Shipped fresh from
LobsterGram.

And a member of our studio audience will receive Sound Choice Party Pak 
Karaoke System.  It has everything you need for great karaoke 
entertainment in one compact bag. Fun is in the bag -- with the 
Party Pak from Sound Choice. 

(credits roll)