MG Round 2 Question B

 

 

Doug: (grabs B; walks to panel) This time, everyone's in on this one
since David's yet to score.

Nerdocrumbesia's judicial system is *so* sleazy...

Everyone else in unison: HOW SLEAZY IS IT!?!?!?

Doug: ...instead of swearing to tell the truth, the whole truth and 
nothing but the truth on a Bible, the bailiffs have witnesses 
swear on << BLANK >>.

(audience laughs) (think music plays)

 

Doug: This oughta be fun.  David, they're ready.  Query again...

Nerdocrumbesia's judicial system is *so* sleazy, instead of swearing 
to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth on a 
Bible, the bailiffs have witnesses swear on << BLANK >>.

David: Playboy Magazine

(audience cheers)

Doug: Now *that's* sleazy all right.  Let's see if anyone up here
thought of Playboy.  Carrie?

Carrie: Trying to keep this relatively clean ...

[ Playboy magazine ]

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: And David's on the board.  Chad, are you on Carrie's wavelength
again?

Chad: Insert a hung jury joke here.

[ A STACK OF PLAYBOYS ]

(ding) (audience laughs and applauds)

Doug: Double match, double entendre.  David doesn't mind a bit.
Tammy, over to you now.

Tammy: Going by Nerdocrumbesia's experiences, they can't get any 
"sleazier" than PLAYBOY MAGAZINE!

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: And with that David takes the lead 300-200.  Over to Ryan.
Nerdocrumbesia's judicial system is *so* sleazy, instead of swearing 
to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth on a 
Bible, the bailiffs have witnesses swear on...

Ryan: (card)

+===================+
|     a stack of    |
| Hustler Magazines |
+===================+


(audience groans)  (buzz)

Doug: Truth be told, that was my answer.  Hustler is sleazier than
Playboy.  That said, the world can't wait to see Brian's answer.

(audience laughs)

Brian: If you want to talk about sleaze, how about a...

[DIRTY MAGAZINE]

(audience groans)  (buzz)

Doug: Well, a good answer from Brian this time.  However, we have
the classic "general vs. specific" mismatch in play here.  Will,
wrap this round up for us.

Will: Sleazy, eh?  Nothing sleazier than swearing on the (card)

[PORNOGRAPHIC MAGAZINE]

(audience groans)  (buzz)

Doug: Another good answer.  Another "general vs. specific" mismatch.

 

PLAYBOY MAGAZINE | A STACK OF PLAYBOYS | PLAYBOY MAGAZINE
...HUSTLER MAGAZINES | DIRTY MAGAZINE | PORNOGRAPHIC MAGAZINE

David's answer: PLAYBOY MAGAZINE

 

 

Doug: David, even though you didn't storm the castle, you did manage
to take the lead.  Come back and see who'll advance to the Squares
after this quick break.

(audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)

MG ROUND 3 BEGINS