MG Round 3 Question B
Doug: (grabs B; walks to panel) All right, everyone's in on this. Dolly Parton said, "Ya know, maybe it's a good thing I didn't land the hosting gig on 'Family Feud'. Instead of playing the feud, all the male contestants would spend the entire half hour staring at my << BLANKS >>." (audience laughs) (think music plays) (stars write) Doug: I should note this question was prepared before the recent news of a change in host on "Family Feud". In case you haven't heard, John O'Hurley is leaving "the feud" to pursue acting and business interests. Steve Harvey, comedian and radio show host, will succeed him in the new fall season. (audience applause) Doug: Not to be confused with Steve *Garvey*, who's... uh...
Doug: ...well, nevermind the "scoreboard" joke, everyone's set. (audience laughs) Brian, two matches ties, three or more wins. Dolly Parton said, "Ya know, maybe it's a good thing I didn't land the hosting gig on 'Family Feud'. Instead of playing the feud, all the male contestants would spend the entire half hour staring at my << BLANKS >>." Brian: Ha ha ha. Something I've always wanted to say on a game show. BOOBIES! (audience cheers) Doug: Some have always wanted to say "let's make it a true daily double" on one show. But this sicko -- (points to Brian) (audience laughs) -- wanted to say "boobies" on ours. OK, need two of them to stay in business. (more laughter from the crowd) Doug: Oh, shaddup! Pierre? Pierre: That would have to be the usual..... [BREASTS] (ding; audience applause) Doug: And Brian's finally on the board. Chad, Brian's hoping your answer will tie the game. Chad: I think you know what I mean when I say her... [ BULLSEYES ] (audience laughs and applauds) (ding) Doug: Oh, cute. All right, we're tied at two- hundred cyber- dollars each. Next match wins it for Brian. Mark, for the game, show us you -- uh -- answer. (light laughter from the crowd) Mark: I'm sorry, Brian, I said... (card) BREASTS, BOSOMS, or BOOBS, whatever your preference may be. (dings; MG-HSH shorter win music plays; audience applause) Doug: And that's victory for Brian. Now we'll keep comparing answers because if he matches everyone here on the lower tier, he wins the clean sweep bonus. Ryan, your response, please. Ryan: This question is SO much easier. Anyway, the male contestants would be looking at Miley's Aunt Dolly's... +=======+ | Boobs | +=======+ (ding; audience applause) Doug: Another match. Two away from the sweep. Dean? Dean: Doug, I believe that Rule #28 in the Match Game handbook says that for any question that refers to Dolly Parton, the answer is always... +--------+ | BOOBS! | +--------+ (audience laughs and applauds) (ding) Doug: I know we're not at Hollywood Square yet -- but I agree. Five matches for Brian now. Now, if Jason Block said "boobs" or something to that effect, Brian gets the bonus for a perfect score. Jason, show us your -- um -- card. (light laughter from the crowd) Jason: Boobs. (looks at the players to his left) (audience cheers) (ding) Doug: And that's a sweep!
BREASTS | BULLSEYES | BREASTS...
BOOBS | BOOBS! | BOOBSBrian's answer: BOOBIES
(players shake hands) (MG-HSH alternate theme plays) Doug: CY$1500 just for saying "boobs". What a country! (audience laughs) Six matches for CY$600, a sweep for CY$400 and another CY$500 for winning this game. Join me over here, please, and stand on the blue dot. Shawn, we thank you for playing. You leave us with a couple of hundred cyber-bucks. Hopefully that's enough for a satellite tournament toward the WSoP. We also have a Mike Matusow voodoo doll that I hope you'll enjoy. (audience laughs) A nice hand for Shawn Well. (MG desks rolls stage left) (rest of panel's desk roll from right)FROM MG TO HS
