MG Round 1 Question B

 

 

Doug: (grabs B; walks to panel) Once again, everyone on the panel 
plays.  Here's Robert's question...
 
Fred the lush said, "Wow, I could get used to these liquid lunches 
and working at the bingo hall.  Old Lady Perkins is looking more and 
more like << BLANK >>."

 
(think music plays) (light laughter from the crowd)

 

 

 

 

  

(stars write)

 

 

 

 

 

Doug: And they're all set.  Robert, here's the question again.

Fred the lush said, "Wow, I could get used to these liquid lunches 
and working at the bingo hall.  Old Lady Perkins is looking more and 
more like << BLANK >>."

Robert: The only food that I can think of as a liquid lunch is soup, 
so that's what I'm going with.

(audience boos)

Doug: Oh, Robert, I'm afraid you misunderstood the question.  I take
it you've never had beer and/or other alcoholic beverages with
your meal at the noon hour.  Because that's the description of a 
"liquid lunch".

So, after all that drinking of beer with lunch, when Fred sees the 
old lady at the bingo hall, she looks like -- what say ye, Dane?

Dane: Wow, I could sure use one of those liquid lunches - Lady 
Perkins is looking more and more like....

[VANNA WHITE]

(buzz) (scattered applause)

Doug: Get the idea now?  We proceed comparing answers with Chad.
 
Chad: As you may know, I'm a big fan of wordplay... the actual kind, 
not the Tom Kennedy program... so I said:

[ A PERKIN'
YOUNG LADY]

(buzz) (audience laughs)

Doug: Now *that's* creative.  Over to Jay, now.

Jay:  Hmm, I think he probably had [Paris Hilton] on his mind.

(buzz) (scattered applause)

Doug: That's hot.  (light laughter from the crowd)  No match as
we come on down to Ryan.  Fred the lush said, "Wow, I could get 
used to these liquid lunches and working at the bingo hall.  
Old Lady Perkins is looking more and more like ..."

Ryan: (card)

+======+
| Dumb |
| Dora |
+======+

(buzz) (audience laughs)

Doug: Funny.  

Dusty: I said...

+-------+
| JUDGE |
|"DON'T |
|PEE ON |
+-------+

+-------+
|MY LEG |
|& TELL |
|ME IT'S|
+-------+

(audience laughs)

Dusty: Oops!  So that's what that slot is for. I've been thinking it was 
an easy way to feed the meter. (audience laughs) Oh well, I guess the 
studio hands just got a couple of extra cyber-bucks for a tip.

Luckily for a time like this, there's plan B, and what a lovely plan B 
it is:

[ PAMELA ANDERSON ]

(buzz) (scattered applause)

Doug: One look at her and it's hard not to think, "O Canada".  (audience
laughs) And David, wrap this up for us.

David: I'm going to get booed for this one.....

+-----------------+
| BRITTANY SPEARS |
+-----------------+

(buzz) (scattered applause)

Doug: That's actually a decent answer as we review.

 

 

 

 

VANNA WHITE | A PERKIN' YOUNG LADY | PARIS HILTON
DUMB DORA | PAMELA ANDERSON | B. SPEARS

Roberts's answer: SOUP

 

 

Doug: Well, Robert, better luck in the next round.  Steve leads 100-0.
We'll look for you when we start Round 2.

(audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)

MG ROUND 2 BEGINS