MG Round 3 Question A

 

 

Doug: (grabs A; walks to panel) OK, need everyone to chime in on this
question.

Dolly Parton said, "To this day, I cannot get over the fact I lost in 
a Dolly Parton look-a-like contest.  It's still not fair.  The gal 
who won had bigger << BLANKS >> than me!" 

(think music plays) (light laughter from the crowd)

Nolan: This is supposed to be a family show! 

Doug: Hey, we cater to families on this show -- even if they're
dysfunctional.

(more light laughter)

 

 

 

Doug: All right, Chad, they're set.  Need to match at least three to
stick around.

Dolly Parton said, "To this day, I cannot get over the fact I lost in 
a Dolly Parton look-a-like contest.  It's still not fair.  The gal 
who won had bigger << BLANKS >> than me!" 

Chad F.: Err... the only answer that I can think of... (whispers) boobs.

(audience cheers)

Doug: Nothing to be embarrassed about, Chad.  That's *the* answer.  Now
you've gotta hope for three boobs at least.  Troy?

Troy: Of course, when one thinks of Dolly Parton, one thinks of her big... 
hair.  (light laughter from the crowd)  But, I didn't go for that -- I 
said [BAZONGAS].

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: There's one.  Need two more for the tie.  Chad Mosher, do you match
your namesake over there?

Chad M.: What's a Dolly Parton contest without...

[BAZOOMS]

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: Another match.  To Nolan, now.

Nolan:  I had to pull down deep to even say this:

*flip of the card*

BOOBS

(ding; audience applause)

Nolan: I'll refrain from calling Standards and Practices today, Doug. 

Doug: Thanks, Nolan.  Now we come to the bottom row...

if

Ryan,

Chris

or

Joe

said

"boobs"

or

something

similar,

Chad

Flake

goes

to

Hollywood

Squares.

Ryan,

what

say

ye?



Ryan: Ryan: Well. Miley's Aunt Dolly lost to a gal with bigger...

+=========+
| Boobies |
+=========+
 
(dings; MG-HSH win music plays; audience applause)

Doug: There's the win!  Chad, before we go any further, we're going to
check Chris and Joe's answers.  Because more matches mean more money
for you.  Chris, you're next.

Chris: (card)

+---------+
| BAZOOMS |
+---------+

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: All right, Chad.  Five matches already -- that's CY$500 right
there.  Match Joe and you'll win another CY$100 *plus* CY$400 for the
clean sweep.  Joe, for the perfect score, what did you say?

Joe: Doug, if she lost because the winner had anything other than bigger...

+-------+
|BREASTS|
+-------+

...then the judges need their eyes checked.

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: And there's your sweep.

(MG-HSH variant plays)

 

 

 

 

BAZONGAS | BAZOOMS | BOOBS
BOOBIES | BAZOOMS | BREASTS

Chad Flake's response: BOOBS

 

 

Doug: Chad, join me down here please -- and take your spot on that
blue dot.  Brian, CY$300 plus some lovely parting gifts -- including
a nine-day-old pot roast and a pair of used pantyhose.  (audience
laughs)  Nice hand for Brian Moore.

(audience cheers)  (MG desks and toaster roll stage left; rest of
celebrity grid roll from stage right)

FROM MG TO HS