MG Round 2 Question B

 

 

Doug: Welcome back to the Net Remote Control - Name That Video Hour.

(audience laughs)  (Doug presses button revealing Round 2 questions
on the toaster)

 

 

Doug: Brian, you're our leader thus far.  That gives you the right
to pick A or B.

Brian: I'll go with "B" this time.

 

 

Doug: (grabs B; walks to panel)  Going with B -- and also going with...

 

 

 




 

  
Doug: ...everyone on the top row.  Ryan, Chris and Joe will lay out
since they match Brian in the first round.  As we all know, David
Letterman got married recently.    So...

Mrs. David Letterman said, "It's not easy to be married to a late 
night comic.  Every night he brings << BLANK >> with him to bed."

(think music plays)

Nolan: Who writes these questions? 

Doug: I along with many talented writers such as Chico Alexander
and Dana Epstein.  Big shoutout to them helping out during our
technical snafu, BTW.

 

 

 





Doug: OK, they're all set, Brian.  Question one more time...

Mrs. David Letterman said, "It's not easy to be married to a late 
night comic.  Every night he brings << BLANK >> with him to bed."

Brian: How about, a rimshot.

(many groans, few in the crowd clap)

Doug: You're expecting me to make a "stupid love-making trick"
joke?

(audience laughs) 

Doug: Something tells me the score's going to remain 300-0.  But,
we'll go through the formalities and start comparing answers with
Troy.

Troy: Something I'm not sure I'd want to wake up next to in the 
morning:  | PAUL SHAFFER |

(buzz) (audience cheers)

Doug: See, that's what I was thinking.  Some*one* associated with
"The Late Show" -- as opposed to some*thing*.  Chad?

Chad: What else, but:

[PAUL SHAFFER AND
THE CBS ORCHESTRA]

(buzz)

Chad: We'll be back with more of this love-making session, right 
after this. Take it Paul!

(audience laughs and applauds)

Doug: Goodness knows Dave's made a lot of money over the years.
He sure can afford that big a bed.  Nolan, wrap this up for us.

Nolan: Well, as you know, I took a while in considering my 
response.  And after -- careful --

Doug: Will you just get on with it, this is only an hour show.

(light laughter from the crowd)

Nolan: Okay, fine, ruin the story.  I said the Top Ten List.

(buzz) (audience applause)

Doug: Another good answer -- but no rimshots, amazingly, as we
review.

 

 

 




 

PAUL SHAFFER | PAUL...ORCHESTRA | TOP TEN LIST
(match in R1) | (match in R1) | (match in R1)

Brian's response: RIMSHOT

 

 

Doug: Well, maybe you'll fare better in the next round, Brian.  Chad,
golden opportunity to get on the scoreboard's coming up.

MG ROUND 2 CONTINUES