HS Round 1 Question 4

  
Ryan: Chad, pick a square.
 
Chad: Let's take Joe for the win!

 

 

   
 
Ryan: Joe, What is the top speed of your typical chicken?
 
Joe: Whichever gets him across the road faster.  What he 
does on the  other side is his business.

(light laughter from the crowd)

Joe: I'd  say two miles per hour, Chad.
 
Chad: Hmmmm... Let's see, two  miles an hour is roughly 
two feet per second. That seems really slow, so  I'll disagree.
 
Ryan: Nine miles per hour is the  top speed of your typical 
chicken. Circle gets the Square and the  Win!

 

 

(dings; MG-HSH shorter win music plays; audience applause)

 

 

HS ROUND 2 BEGINS