MG Round 2 Question B

 

 

Doug: And we're back with more of the Net WinTuition - Are You 
Smarter Than A 5th Grader? Hour.

(audience laughs)

Doug: Before we start Round 2, let's get to know our players.
First, we start with David.

David: I am a college graduate from Virginia.  

Doug: Congratulations on getting your diploma.  Here's hoping
"the real world" treats you as well as possible.  Rick, a 
word or two about you.

Rick: I'm from Spokane, Washington.  I work as a school bus 
attendant, working with special needs kids.  In my spare time, 
I enjoy casino gaming, pro wrestling and I love playing a card 
game called "Munchkin".

Doug: I've heard a thing or two about that game.  Hear it's
interesting stuff.  

(Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 2 questions)

 

 

Doug: Let's get back to this game.  David, you're the leader.
You get to pick A or B.

David: I pick B.

 

 

Doug: (grabs B) B it is -- and one celeb will sit this one out.

 

 

 

Doug: That would be Chad -- since you matched David in the earlier
round.  For the rest of the panel -- heheh, another question ripped
from the headlines.
 
Will said, "Have you heard about the new Rod Blagojevich sandwich 
down at the deli?"  (scattered laughter from the crowd)  "I've heard 
it's full of << BLANK >>." 

(more laughter and applause) (think music plays)

 

 

 

 

 

Doug: (laughs) All right, David, chance to pad your lead.

Will said, "Have you heard about the new Rod Blagojevich sandwich 
down at the deli? I've heard it's full of << BLANK >>." 

David: Money

(audience boos)

Doug: Ya know, I've heard the phrase "put your money where your
mouth is" -- but *that's* ridiculous.  (audience laughs)  Well, we'll
compare the answers and go through the motions in the hope, infinitesimal
as it may be, that we'll match with "money".  Deano?

Dean: Just like every other bill in politics, it's full of...

+------+
| PORK |
+------+

(buzz) (audience cheers)

Doug: See, that's a good, logical answer.  Jay?

Jay L.: Being somewhat eco-friendly, I believe in recycling...

+------+
| $#!7 |
+------+

(audience laughs and applauds) (buzz)

Doug: I'm amazed this is getting passed the censors.  Jay of
the Net Catch 21 type, what say yet?

Jay C.: Well, I have to go with [Balogna]!

(buzz) (audience cheers)

Doug: Now *THAT'S* what I'm talkin' about.  That's the
definitive answer.  Ryan?

Ryan: As far as I'm concerned there is only one answer...
 
+=========+
| bologna | 
+=========+
 
((buzz) (short burst of cheering)

Doug: More baloney.  And Alex?

Alex: I do improv comedy, and I hate giving the schticky 
dumb answers.  But I have to.  Full of BOLOGNA.

(buzz) (short burst of cheering)

Doug: And there ya have it.

 

 

 

 

PORK | $#!7 | BOLOGNA
BOLOGNA | BOLOGNA | (match in R1)

David's response: MONEY

 

 

Doug: See David, if you said "bologna", you'd get more money.  But
you said "money" and ended up with -- eh -- ya know. 

MG ROUND 2 CONTINUES