MG Round 3 Question A

 

 

Doug: And we're back on the Net Trivial Pursuit - Taboo Hour.

(audience laughs)   (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 3
questions)

 

 

Doug: All right, last round before Match Game.  Josh, you're
the leader.  You get the pick.

Josh: I'll take A please

 

 

Doug: (grabs A; walks to panel)  A it is.  Two people do *not* play.

 

 

 

 
Doug: Ryan and Alan, you'll lay out.  Everyone else, here's the
query.

Sal the sports fan said, "It's true that Jerry West's silhouette 
is in the logo of the NBA -- and Harmon Killebrew's silhouette is 
in the logo for Major League Baseball.  So how come they don't 
have a silhouette of << BLANK >> in the National Hockey League logo?"

(MG '7x wank think music plays)

 

 

 

   
Doug: And they're all set.  Josh, the question again...

Sal the sports fan said, "It's true that Jerry West's silhouette 
is in the logo of the NBA -- and Harmon Killebrew's silhouette
is in the logo for Major League Baseball.  So how come they don't 
have a silhouette of << BLANK >> in the National Hockey League logo?"

Josh: I'll say Wayne Gretzky.

(audience cheers)

Doug: The great Gretzky.  My brother knows more about hockey than
I do.  And Geof, I'm sure, would agree with me that's *the* answer.
Let's go through the motions and compare answers.  Brian, we start
with you.

Brian: Finally, an easy one. WAYNE GRETZKY

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: And just like that, you're back up to 300.  Jay.

Jay: This is an old joke and kind of a long way to get there 
but, bear with me. Someone want to get Doug a pillow and blankie?

Doug: Oh dear.

Jay: A hockey fan dies, goes to heaven and sees a hockey game going 
on. He identifies all of the greats like Rocket Richard when he 
sees someone he doesn't recognize. A bearded guy with golden 
skates who is skating rings around everyone else on the ice, 
scoring...the whole thing.

He stops an angel and asks "Who's the guy with the golden skates 
and 99 on his jersey?" The angel replies, "Oh, that's God. He 
thinks he's..."

+---------+
|  WAYNE  |
| GRETZKY |
+---------+

(ding; audience applause)

Jay: Thank you, I'll be here all week.

(audience laughs)

Doug: (turns to Ryan) Sorry that we don't have time for Squares.
Make it a great day, keep the fa... kidding.  Andrea?

Andrea: I don't know sports too much, but I know this name: 
WAYNE GRETZKY

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: There's CY$500.  David, if you match Josh, it's a clean
sweep.

David: (card)

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| WAYNE GRETZKY |
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(ding; audience applause)

Doug: That's everybody!

 

 

 

 

WAYNE GRETZKY | WAYNE GRETZKY | WAYNE GRETZKY
(match in R2) | WAYNE GRETZKY | (match in R2)

Josh's response: WAYNE GRETZKY

 

 

Doug: Well, Andy, your mission, should you decide to accept it, is
run the table on one question.  We've had people score six matches
on one question before.  It can happen again.

MG ROUND 3 BEGINS