MG Round 1 Question B

 

 

Doug: (grabs B; walks to panel)  All right -- let's see if I can
make any connection with NPYL on this one.  (skims over question)
Looks like -- not.  But still a fun question.  Here it is.

Entertainment report Roma Garrett said, "Suzanne Somers career is in 
trouble.  Years after being a commercial spokeswoman for the Thigh 
Master, she recently signed a contract to sell << BLANK >> Masters."

(MG '7x cowbell think music plays)

 

 

 

 

 
Doug: BTW, on the last question, Andrea's card didn't get in the
slot in time.  Her answer would've been "gamble/don't gamble".

 

 

 

 

 

Doug: OK, we're all set over there.  Josh, let's see if you're set.

Entertainment report Roma Garrett said, "Suzanne Somers' career is in 
trouble.  Years after being a commercial spokeswoman for the Thigh 
Master, she recently signed a contract to sell << BLANK >> Masters."

Josh: I had a hard time trying to come up with something, but I 
decided on Crap Master.

(audience boos)

Doug: Thank you for painting this awful picture I have in my head.
(audience laughs) Crap Master, you say.  Let's see if, by some wacky
incident, we get a match with this.  Brian?

Brian: Well, what is it that when stars begin to fade, we always 
hear them first going for plastic surgery, right? So, this was 
tough for me, I said BOTOX Masters.

(buzz) (audience applause)

Doug: Yeah, that was my thought.  Anything to try and stay looking
young passed 60.  Jay, show and tell.

Jay: Isn't the rule to go with one of three answers? 'Tinkle,' 
'Howard Cosell,' or

+-----------+
| B(.)(.)BS |
+-----------+

(buzz) (audience cheers)

Doug: Nice illustration, too.  (audience laughs)   Andrea, over
to you.

Andrea: butt masters

(buzz)

Doug: Um, kinda goes with Josh's answer.  (light laughter from the
crowd)  Not a match, though.  Over to Ryan now.  Entertainment report 
Roma Garrett said, "Suzanne Somers' career is in trouble.  Years 
after being a commercial spokeswoman for the Thigh Master, she 
recently signed a contract to sell << BLANK >> Masters."  Josh's 
answer was "crap" -- in more ways that one.  (audience laughs) And
you said?

Ryan: I matched Andrea.

+========+
|  Butt  |
| Master |
+========+

(buzz)

Doug: Another butt master.  David?

David: Get the tomatoes ready!

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| PLASTIC SURGEON |
-------------------

(audience boos) (buzz)

Doug: Huh-KAY.  Alan, mercifully wrap this up for us.

Alan: She still has a body men still crave...so VIAGARA MASTERS :) 

(buzz) (audience laughs) 

Doug: Hello!  Well, last wrap this round up.

 

 

 

 

BOTOX | BOOBS | BUTT
BUTT | PLASTIC SURGEON | VIAGARA MASTERS

Josh's response: CRAP

 

 

Doug: And one round's in the books.  We've got a pitchers' duel going
on.  But come back for Round 2 and see if we do better.

(MG-HSH music plays)

MG ROUND 2 BEGINS