MG Round 3 Question B

 

 

Doug: (grabs A) You've yet to score matches with five panelists. 
You've got to hope those remaining five think alike and you come
up with their answer.  (walks to panel)   

 

 

 

 

 
Doug: Jay, you'll be the one that sits out this question.  For
the rest, here's John's query.  Dumb Dora is *SO* dumb...

Audience in unison: HOW DUMB IS SHE?!?!?!

Doug: You've made up for your Round 1 performance, folks.  Give 
yourselves a brisk round of applause.

(audience cheers)

Doug: OK, CUT!  (crowd starts to settle down)  Now, as I was 
saying...

Dumb Dora is so dumb, she went to a body shop and asked an attendant 
if he could inflate her << BLANKS >>.

 (MG '7x changing keys think music plays) 

 

 

 

 

 Doug: All right, John, we're set.  Remember, need a clean sweep to
stay in business.

Dumb Dora is so dumb, she went to a body shop and asked an attendant 
if he could inflate her << BLANKS >>.

John: Well Doug, the body shop could inflate her tires.

(audience boos)

Doug: Um -- I don't how to break this to you gently -- except to
say -- take a look to your right.  See that nice man over there
standing in front of a microphone with sheets of paper in hand?

That man's name is Rich Jeffries.  Some of those sheets of paper 
represent copy he has to read with regard to consolation prizes 
our runners-up will receive.

Pay attention when he talks about those runner-up gifts -- 'cause 
that's all yer gettin'.

(audience laughs) 

Doug: Seriously, I hope you don't mind the teasing.  I don't think
we're going to get five tires.  Troy, show us how you responded.

Troy: In honor of the late, great Brett Somers, I have to go with 
the obvious answer... BAZOOMS.

(buzz)

Doug: That indeed was *the* answer.  Steve wins it.

 

 

(dings; audience applause; MG-HSH win music plays)

Doug: What did the rest of you have?

(MG-HSH variant plays)

 

 

 

 

BAZOOMS | (match in R2) | TWIN FRONTAL GROWTHS AKA BOSOM
BRA | AIR BAGS | BOOBIE WOOBIES

John's response: TIRES

Doug: Well, looks like John was in a catch-22 anyway.

 

 

Doug: Steve, join me over here and stand on the blue dot.  John,
you still keep the CY$100 and we truly hope you had fun.  Thanks for
playing.  John Montagnino, everyone.

(audience cheers) (MG desks and toaster roll stage left)  (rest of
celeb grid rolls in)

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