MG round3questionA

 

 

Doug: Welcome back to the Net Camouflage - Now You See It Hour.

 

 

(audience laughs)  (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 3
questions)

Doug: OK, we have a tie.  Rules state that since Chad went first
in Round 2, Matt, you'll go first in this final round.  A or B?

Matt: I'll take A.

 

 

Doug: (grabs A) Taking A -- leaving Chad's favorite letter of B.
Just an observation.  

 

 

 




 

 
Doug: You get to play with just Tom and Frank here and Mark there.
Everyone else gets a breather -- for now.

I have a TV Guide listing.  Sunday night, Fox, "The Simpsons". 
Homer decides to run for mayor of Springfield.  But he bows out
of the running when he realizes his campaign has no << BLANK >>.

(MG '7x wank think music plays)

 

 

 




 

 

Doug: OK, they're set.  Here's the question again, Matt.
 
I have a TV Guide listing.  Sunday night, Fox, "The Simpsons". 
Homer decides to run for mayor of Springfield.  But he bows out
of the running when he realizes his campaign has no << BLANK >>.

Matt: I have really no idea.  For laughs, I'll say it has no 
Spiderpig.

(loud groans from the crowd)

Doug: Ummm -- how do I put this delicately?  Matt, a Spider-Pig
does whatever a Spider-Pig does -- but I don't think Spider-Pig's
going to help you out here.  Thing is, we were going for a certain
word that the Simpsons, Homer in particular, added to our lexicon.
Tom, Frank, what word am I talking about?

Tom: Seeing how much Homer likes donuts and pizza, the logical 
answer is... (card)
 
<< DOUGH/D'OH >>

(buzz) (audience cheers)

Frank: WOW!

Doug: Get the play on words now?  Mark, show and tell.  Oh, 
now don't give us that look.
 
Mark: I don't mean to, but I'm going to give it anyways...
 
(in his worst Homer Simpson impersonation, Mark flips his card and 
yells)
 
+=======+
| D'OH! |
|       |
+=======+

(buzz) (more cheers)

Doug: Another "d'oh".

 

 

MG ROUND 3 CONTINUES