(ding) Doug: ...we seed the bank with CY$1000. Now, it's time to pick a celebrity partner for the Head-To-Head Match.
Doug: By random draw, four of our stars have been assigned the number 20. Four others, the number 30. One has the big 50. You'll choose a star, he'll reveal his multiplier and that will determine whether you play for CY$20,000, CY$30,000 or CY$50,000. You want to pick someone you think you're in sync with -- while you also want to find the big five-oh. Which star do you want to team up with? David: I pick Tom. Doug: Big Tom. Big bucks?
(ding) Doug: Next best thing to a 50, a 30.
(ding) (audience applause) Doug: Yeah, that means CY$30,000. Tom will write his answer down. David, when he locks in his answer, I'll call for yours. Here's the question for 30-grand...
SLEEPING WITH THE_______Doug: Sleeping with the << BLANK >>. Sleeping, S-L-E-E-P-I-N-G. With, W-I-T-H. The, T-H-E. << BLANK >> Sleeping with the << BLANK >>. (MG '76 Super Match think music plays)
(ding) Doug: OK, David, Tom's ready with his answer. We're ready for yours to -- Sleeping with the << BLANK >>. David: Sleeping With the Enemy. (audience cheers) Doug: Obviously you matched them. But did you match Tom? Tom, moment of truth time. Show us your card. Tom: Well, you know what they say. It's very dangerous to sleep with the... +--------------+ | PRODUCERS OF | | THIS SHOW | +--------------+ (audience laughs and applauds) Tom: ACK! What? Who put that in there?! No no, that's not it! What I really meant to say is that it's dangerous to sleep with the... +-------+ | ENEMY | +-------+
(audience cheers; TPiR DSW sfx; slot machine payoff sfx; MG-HSH win music plays) Doug: Looky there! Thirty thousand big ones -- all for you. We'll take a quick break, see who had the 50 and how much our new champion has won after this. ====================================================================== School girl: (thumbing through dictionary) "Jersey City -- where uniforms are made." Who'd come up with this definition? Rich Jeffries: Only the folks at CDM Enterprises -- who'll bring you Net Definition. Watch for it in 2008 on VBS. ====================================================================== (MG-HSH theme plays) Rich: If you would like tickets to see the Net Match Game - Hollywood Squares Hour in person, send us a self addressed stamped envelope to...
(audience cheers) Doug: OK, David, we've crunched your numbers and we'll give you your total in a moment. First, let's see who had the big five-oh.
(ding) Doug: Will Schmarder had it. (Ryan joins Doug and David center stage) Doug: OK, David, for conquering all three disciplines of our show, you have a grand total for one win of CY$42,500.
(ding) (audience cheers) Ryan: And you're roughly halfway toward a berth in our Champions' Special. Winning at least CY$100,000 or three straight games of Hollywood Squares puts you in the tournament. Doug: And could he make it in that tourney on the next show? You'll have to join us to find out. On behalf of our stars, Ryan and David, I'm Doug Morris hoping you'll join us for more fun on the Net Match Game - Hollywood Square Hour. Because if you miss out, you're << BLANKED >>. Ryan: I agree. (audience cheers) Doug: Keep the faith and treasure your loved ones. Doug: Keep the faith and treasure your loved ones. Rich: Some of our departing contestants will receive... Jules Jurgensen's Gem Classic Series diamond dial watch. Elegantly styled with 20 genuine diamonds. The Classic Series -- furnished by Jules Jurgensen. d'Amelia Pasta -- imported from Italy. Delicious pasta made the way it was meant to be -- from 100% semolina and durum wheat. Super Fix-A-Flat. The heavy duty latex sealant that inflates your flat tire and seals the puncture. Super Fix-A-Flat. Trident sugarless gum. Five delicious flavors including bubblegum. Trident, for families who care about their teeth. A supply of Fla-Vor-Aid. Makes you glad you're thirsty. Assorted flavors. One package makes two quarts. (credits roll) Rich: This is Rich Jeffries speaking for the Net Match Game - Hollywood Squares Hour, a presentation of the Eastland Entertainment Corporation -- in association with Trax Productions.
