MG round2questionA

 

 

 

Doug: (pushes button on toaster revealing Round 2 questions)  Round 2
won't start without you -- as a great emcee once said.  

In case you just joined us, we're in the second round of the semi-finals
of the NMG-HSH Champions' Special.  Andy Geller or Michael Clifford will 
advance to the finals to play against our top seed, John Menjes.

Right now, the score's 6-0 in Andy's favor.  Normally the leader picks
first.  However, since Andy managed a clean sweep on the first question,
Michael gets to pick A or B.

Michael: Since B was so great to me last time, I will go with A.

 

Doug: (grabs A) Trying a little reverse psychology, eh?  (walks to panel)
Oh, before all the stars play, a quick hello to Robert Pariseau who sent 
us this query.

Dylan said, "One of the Pussycat Dolls ambushed me in a parking lot 
yesterday.  Instead of a gun, her weapon of choice was a << BLANK >>."

(MG '7x changing keys think music plays)

 

 

 

 

Doug: OK, Michael, they're all set.  Just gotta keep the faith, here.

Dylan said, "One of the Pussycat Dolls ambushed me in a parking lot 
yesterday.  Instead of a gun, her weapon of choice was a << BLANK >>."

Michael: Get ready to boo again, audience.  I will go with a hair dryer.

(boo-birds at it again)

Doug: Ouch -- on both counts.  Well let's see how that rated with
the panel.  Troy?

Troy: Michael, all I could think of was [HAIR DRYER].

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: Well what'ya know!  One match for Michael.  Jay, do you
make it two?

Jay Lewis: (card)

+-----+
| PCD |
| CD  |
+-----+

Jay Lewis: See?

(buzz)

Doug: (taking closer look at Jay's card) Sheesh, this is more
like an eyechart than an answer.  (audience laughs)  Oh, I get
it.  Pussycat Dolls compact disc.  OK, Jay Cross, do you have
a hair dryer?

Jay Cross: Blasting that "Don't Cha" song at full volume!
(audience laughs) No really, I will say she used a... [WHIP].

(buzz) (audience applause)

Doug: See that's what I was thinking.  Over to Ryan now.  Dylan 
said, "One of the Pussycat Dolls ambushed me in a parking lot 
yesterday.  Instead of a gun, her weapon of choice was a << BLANK >>."

Ryan: (card)

+======================+
| A stiletto heel boot |
+======================+

(buzz) (smattering of applause)

Doug: That's another goodie.  Tammy, what came to your mind.

Tammy: Same thing happened to me one time, only it was Bobby Rydell. 
In both cases, he and this dame Dylan encountered used a [MICROPHONE!]

(buzz)

Doug: Eh, makes sense.  Dean, last chance for a hair dryer.

Dean: "Weapon of Choice"?  Wasn't that Fatboy Slim?
(audience laughs) How about me, a Pussycat Doll, and a...

+------+
| WHIP |
+------+

(Dean growls) (audience laughs) (buzz)

Doug: Well, one match -- better than nothing.

 

 

 

 

HAIR DRYER | PCD CD | WHIP
STILETTO HEEL BOOT | MICROPHONE | WHIP

Michael's response: HAIR DRYER

 

 

Doug: Well, you made it a little easier on yourself.  One more round
-- and Michael will need to score matches with the rest of the panel.
Will he make a comeback -- or will Andy go to the finals?  Round 3
after this.


(audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)

MG ROUND 3 BEGINS