(audience applause; MG-HSH music plays) Rich: If you would like tickets to see the Net Match Game - Hollywood Squares Hour in person, send us a self addressed stamped envelope to...
Rich: And now, here's Doug Morris with the cyber-phone match. (music fades) (more applause) Doug: Thank you, Rich. And it's indeed cyber-phone match time. Let's go to the phone and say high to Dean Scungio. (audience cheers) Dean: Hi. Doug: Hi, Dean. Here's the deal. You've already won CY$500 and in a moment, I'll give you a question we played earlier in Match Game. Each time you match a star, you win CY$100 on top of the CY$500 we just gave you. If you manage to match all nine, we'll bump up your total winnings to CY$2500. Then, a head-to-head match that could be worth as much as CY$25,000. Now everyone but the upper tier's played this question. So, for Tom, Chico and Jason, here's the assignment... Pablo said, "No wonder Juan's business went bankrupt. After all, *you* would have a hard time getting customers if you named your Mexican restaurant 'La << BLANK >>'." (MG '7x wank think music plays)
Doug: OK, they're all set, Dean. I'll give you the question one more time and then I'll call for your answer. Pablo said, "No wonder Juan's business went bankrupt. After all, *you* would have a hard time getting customers if you named your Mexican restaurant 'La << BLANK >>'." Dean: Doug, I wouldn't eat at a place called "La Cucaracha." Let's go with that. (audience cheers) Doug: That was my answer. Let's see if others thought of that starting with Tom Sabbatelli. Tom: I also figured that nobody would want to eat at a place called "La Cacaracha." (ding; audience applause) Doug: Slight misspelling but we'll take it. Up to CY$600. Chico, make it 700. Chico: Chuck bucket at table 12... +------+ |vómito| +------+ (buzz) (audience laughs) Doug: No match. Over to Jason. Jason: Yeah, I never took Spanish. So the first sort-of Spanish word that came to mind was... +===========+ | GONORRHEA | | | +===========+ (buzz) (audience laughs) Doug: Why do I get the feeling Jason belongs in the lower left than the upper left? Anyway, over to Andy in the middle row. Pablo said, "No wonder Juan's business went bankrupt. After all, *you* would have a hard time getting customers if you named your Mexican restaurant 'La Cucaracha'," according to Dean. What according to you? Andy: I am going to say ... La CUCARACHA (ding; audience applause) Doug: That's CY$700. Over to Jay. Jay: I had this last night: +---------+ | CRAPOLA | +---------+ (buzz) Jay: And believe me...it's the (MG '98 censored sfx) (audience laughs) Doug: Next time you visit Net Poker or The Big Risk at Studio 63, Jay, check out the Mexican place nearby. Excellent food and service. Over to John. John: (card) --------------- | CUCARACHA | --------------- (ding; audience applause) Doug: That's another match. CY$800. Ryan, ya make it 900? Ryan: (card) +================+ | La Montezuma's | | Revenge | +================+ (buzz) (smattering of applause) Doug: Nope. But a sensible thought -- especially if they lock the bathroom door. (audience laughs) Alex? Alex: La Crapa. (buzz) Doug: Sorta matches Jay. And Chad, bring it home. Chad: I don't know if you speak Spanish or not, but... +------+ | CACA | +------+ (buzz) Doug: Heh, I thought more cockroaches would've come up. But, you matched three of our panelists. That's CY$300 -- coupled with the 500 we gave you for CY$800. That means you play for ten times the 800 for a chance at CY$8000 -- or is it? Dean, you've been down this road before. If you matched the star seated in the Cyber-Phone Secret Square, the value of the Head-To-Head Match automatically goes up to CY$25,000 -- but the CY$800 you already have does not chance. Who's in that secret square?
CACARACHA | VÓMITO | GONORRHEA
CUCARACHA | CRAPOLA | CUCARACHA
MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE | CRAPA | CACADean's response: CUCARACHA
(buzz) Doug: Ryan. OK, you still play for CY$8000 in Head-To-Head. Who do you think will help you out the most? Dean: Let's go with my man, Chico.
Doug: Turning to the chairman. Remember, you must have exact matches in order for Dean to cash in on the 8000. Here's the question...
_______LITTLEDoug: << BLANK >> Little. That's L-I-T-T-L-E. << BLANK >> Little. (MG '76 Super Match think music plays)
(ding) Doug: OK, Dean, Chico's ready with his answer. We now call for yours. For a grand total of CY$8800, what's the winning answer to "<< BLANK >> Little"? Dean: There are so many good choices. I'll go with my first instinct and hope it matches. CHICKEN Little. (audience cheers) Doug: I know Dean's a Disney fan -- so that doesn't surprise me. Let's see if that answer makes you... uh... let's not jinx it... wealthy. Chico? Chico: Look! The money's falling! The money's falling! +-------+ |Chicken| +-------+
(dings; audience applause; MG-HSH win music plays) Doug: That's a winner, Dean. Total of CY$8800. Thanks for playing -- stay on the line and we'll get that cyber-money for you. Well, folks, that does it for NMG-HSH for tonight and for the year. Hope you have a great and safe holiday season, keep the faith and we'll see you with a big show in the new year. John, Andy and Michael going for the grand championship. Don't miss it or else you're << BLANKED >>. Ryan: I agree. (MG-HSH theme plays) Doug: God bless, everyone. (audience cheers) Rich: Some of our departing contestants will receive... The Mr. Coffee Ultronic System. Space-aged technology for the best cup of coffee on this planet or any other. Furnished by Mr. Coffee. Kellogg's Egg Rolls. Kellogg's says "good evening" with a fine selection of chicken, lobster and shrimp egg rolls. Available in the frozen food section of your supermarket. K-E-double-L-oh-double-good. Kellogg's, the best to you! Easy-Off Window Cleaner, for professional results at home. Easy-Off cuts through tough grease and grime without streaking. Four gallons of super-scrubbable true-test EZ Kare latex flat wall and trim finish. For walls and woodwork. From True Value Hardware Stores. Clear Eyes for Dry Eyes. Your dry eyes get moisture that stays in for lasting relief. The solution is clear -- Clear Eyes for Dry Eyes. From Prestige Brands -- use as directed. And a member of our studio audience will receive a gift certificate from the famous Spiegel Catalog Company -- with more than 50,000 quality items providing value, selection and economy. Spiegel, Chicago 60609. (credits roll)
