MG round2questionB

 

 


Doug: (grabs b; walks to panel)  Once again, everyone on the panel
writes...
 
Dumb Donald is *SO* dumb... 

Everyone else in unison: HOW DUMB IS HE?!?!?

Doug: ...he thought that light cream actually << BLANKED >>. 

(MG '7x cowbell think music plays)

Chris: Can I get a cheer for Jay for 10 years of Net Price Is Right,
please?

(audience cheers)

Chris: Now, Jay, if I were to, say, pick up the show and host it 
myself...would that be...Steal or No Steal?!

(audience laughs)

Jay: Do you think someone would rat you out? Squeal or No Squeal?

(more laughs)

Doug: Ryan, ya see what you have to look forward to in Squares?

 

 

 




 

 
 
Doug: I just thought of another DOND pun -- but I won't go
there.  Steve, here's the question again...

Dumb Donald is *SO* dumb, he thought that light cream actually 
<< BLANKED >>. 

Steve: I'm gonna say "lit up", Doug

(audience cheers)

Doug: Makes sense to me.  That was my first thought.  Let's see
if that was the first instinct of our group.  Will?

Will: I'll bet you he saw "light" cream and thought incandescent 
cream.  Put shortly, it GLOWED.

Doug: Now generic synonymous terms have been known to match each 
other... and... (ding; audience applause) ...they match here. OK,
Steve, you're on the board.  Jay.

Jay: It's so light Doug, he thought it would

+-------+
| FLOAT |
+-------+

Jay: away!

(buzz)

Doug: Ah, light as in not heavy.  Not a bad way of thinking.
Over to Chris.

Chris: A few choices, but I went for what was obvious to me.

+-----------+
| LIT UP or |
|   SHINED  |
+-----------+

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: Another match for Steve.  Over to Ryan now.  Dumb
Donald is *SO* dumb, he thought that light cream actually... 

Ryan: (card)

+========+
| Glowed |
+========+

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: Another match.  Up to 300.   Deano.

Dean: I thought it might be tough to match, but I said...

+--------+
| LIT UP |
+--------+

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: Four matches now.  Adam, do you make it five -- or
did you have another Patti moment?

Adam: I'm no Einstein but I am an Edison, I guess...

+---------------+
| BURNS         |
|         OUT   |
+---------------+

(buzz) (audience laughs)

Doug: No match.  But, as we review, Steve matched four.

 

 

 




 

GLOWED | FLOAT | LIT UP/SHINED
GLOWED | LIT UP | BURNS OUT

Steve's response: LIT UP

 

 

Doug: Close game as we go to the final round of Match Game.  Find
out who moves on to Hollywood Squares after this.


(audience applauds; MG-HSH music plays)

MG ROUND 3 BEGINS