HS round2question6

 
Ryan: Andy, pick a square.
 
Andy: I will take Gordon for the Win.

 

 

 
(secret square sfx; audience applause)
 
Ryan: Gordon, your the Secret Square and now the 
Secret Square Question...
 
Which of these was not a book written by Erma Bombeck: 
"The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank" 
"They Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat" or 
"If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries What Am I Doing in the Pits?"
 
Gordon: I would never try to mislead you, unless you were 
Canadian....

(stares at Jay and Ryan V. brandishing crossbows)

Ryan V.: And yes, we can hit you from here.

(Laughter)

Gordon: Uhhh (sheepish)...I'll say They Tore Out My Heart 
and Stomped That Sucker Flat.

Andy: I will definitely Agree.
 
Ryan: "They Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat" 
was written by Lewis Grizzard. X gets the square and the Win!

 

 

(dings; audience applause; MG-HSH win music plays)

 

 

HS ROUND 3 BEGINS