[Repeating the qualifying question... On November 1, 2005 at 5:30pm CST, we watched an i (formerly PAX TV) rerun of "On The Cover". The winner of the episode's main game scored how many points? ...winning point total was 6750 -- scored by a teacher from Anaheim, California named -- Cindy. Good name. :) Lots of low guesses. Must explain why OTC lasted just one season -- not enough ratings points. Anyhoo, the closest to 6750 was Andy Silikovitz with 2000.] (MG-HSH theme plays) Doug: Well as we wheel off part of our set, we wheel another part. We'll play Hollywood Squares in a smidge. But first -- Rich Jeffries, who's joining us for that plus our special cyber-phone match. Rich: Doug, joining us for more of the We Love To Interrupt edition of the Net Match Game - Hollywood Squares Hour are -- GSNN's Brian Moore, Don Harpwood and Jason Block. (audience cheers) (aforementioned celebrities enter from stage right; climb up the stairs and take their seats on the panel)
Brian: GIT-R-DONE!!!! (audience laughs) Doug: We're about to. Before Ryan Morris and I trade hosting jobs, we're going to play the unused question from Match Game's third round alongside our player. Who's on the line? Andy: Hey, Doug, it's Andy Silikovitz from New Jersey. (audience cheers) Doug: All right, Andy, here's the deal. Just for shopping with us, you win CY$500 instantly. In a moment, I'll give you and the stars Question A -- the "orphaned" question if you will from the last round of Match Game. Andy, each time you score a match, you win an additional CY$100. But, if you run the table and match all nine, we'll augment your total winnings to CY$2500. (audience cheers) Doug: And there's more. You'll then get to play one head-to-head Super Match question for ten times the cyber-cash you're about to accrue on this question... Hollywood Dave said, "Anna Nicole Smith doesn't understand how to play 'Celebrity Blackjack'. To signal 'hit', she slapped another player. For 'stand', she just got out of her chair and stood on up. And for 'double down', she showed me her << BLANK >>. (MG '7x synth vamp think music plays) (as celebs write) Doug: BTW, we forgot to credit Rick with another CY$500 for winning the game. So, Rick has CY$1500 to the good -- but of course that score doesn't carry over to Hollywood Squares. Meantime, we're almost ready. Jason, we're waitin' on ya.
(buzz) Doug: OK, time's up. Well, Andy, let's see how ya do... Hollywood Dave said, "Anna Nicole Smith doesn't understand how to play 'Celebrity Blackjack'. To signal 'hit', she slapped another player. For 'stand', she just got out of her chair and stood on up. And for 'double down', she showed me her << BLANK >>. Andy: Boobs
(audience cheers) Doug: Not that Dave was complaining. (tries to impersonate Hollywood Dave Stann) 'Cause that's how he rolls! (audience laughs) Doug: Uh, anyway, let's see how much moolah you make starting with Brian the cable guy. Brian: Normally a female blackjack player wouldn't 'double down' by showing her... [BOOBIES, BREASTS, et al.] (ding; audience applause) Doug: Just like that, your total's CY$600. Don, nice to see you. Andy's hoping for another 100. Don: Well, for someone that seems to take things literally, and considering who it is, it only seems fitting that Anna Nicole Smith would show off her... +++++++++ + BOOBS + +++++++++ (ding; audience applause) Don: Who says the dealer doesn't get lucky? (audience laughs) Doug: Indeed. Now, I've got an executive decision in mind on Jason. But let's keep on keepin' on. Ryan in the middle row. Ryan Vickers: Doug... got to be... plain and simple. +-----------+ | BOOBS | +-----------+ (ding; audience applause) Doug: And another plain and simple match for Andy. Jay? Jay: +------+ . < MG98 > . < CUCKOO > . +------+ Jay: No? What about her... +--------+ | MELONS | +--------+ Jay: Not good enough? OK, her +-------+ | HOOT- | | ERS | +-------+ Jay: Maybe her +--------+ | WINNE- | | BAGOS | +--------+ Jay: or her +------+ | CANS | +------+ Jay: (flip) +--------+ | HEAD- | | LIGHTS | +--------+ Jay: (flip) +--------+ | BODAC- | | IOUS | +--------+ +--------+ | TA-TAS | +--------+ (ding; audience applause) Jay: How long is the show anyway Doug? Doug: The normal hour. But we're running a smidge ahead of schedule -- hence this Cyber-Phone Match. Chico? Chico: I believe Jimmy Carr of Distraction fame has a word for this... (card) (MG98 censored sfx) (ding; audience applause) Doug: And as you probably figured out, he went with the word that rhymed with "fits". Now to the bottom row and Ryan Morris. Ryan Morris: As, Chris Griffin would say... +==========+ | Boobies! | +==========+ (ding; audience applause) Doug: So far, so great. Joe? Joe: (card) --------- |Breasts| --------- (ding; audience applause) Doug: Wishing you'd seen AJJ's maybe? Gordon, if you match Andy, I'll make my executive decision. Gordon: If you have seen WLTI, then you know this answers (Waves a pair of cards that read breasts) +++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++ + + + + +BREASTS! + +BREASTS! + + + + + + + + + +++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++ (ding; audience applause) Doug: Fantastic. OK, Andy, whenever we play one of these deluxe cyber-phone matches, we always have a secret square in play. This means if you don't sweep the panel but do match the star seated in that secret square, you're guaranteed to play for CY$25,000. Who's in that secret square?
(secret square sfx; audience applause) Doug: It's Joe. Now, for my executive decision. We had trouble reaching Jason via e-mail. Sooooo, Andy, since you're playing against the house instead of another player and every participant in this question matched each other, I'm going to give you credit for matching the whole panel and bump your winnings up to CY$2500. (audience cheers) So, with that...
(ding) Doug: ...we just threw 25-thou in the bank. It's yours for the taking. All you have to do is pick a star, match him on a head-to-head basis on a fill in the blank question and that bonus is yours. Who will it be? Andy: I'll go with Jay
Doug: Jay Lewis. Center of attention. This is for CY$25,000. And as always, with big moolah on the line, we've got to have exact matching answers to this question...
BEAT THE______Doug: Beat The << BLANK >>.
(ding) Doug: OK, Andy, Jay's all set. What's say ye for 25-grand? Beat The << BLANK >>. Andy: I'll have to go with a game show: BEAT THE CLOCK (audience cheers) Doug: Well, we said all the MG material deals with game shows. Jay, if you put down "clock" on that blue card, Andy racks up a cool CY$27,500. Jay: (card) +-------+ | CLOCK | +-------+
(audience applause; slot machine payoff sfx; MG-HSH win music plays)
Doug: Fantastic job. CY$27,500. Stay on the line and we'll get that cyber-cash to ya. (MG-HSH theme plays) Ryan, it's all yours. Ryan: Rick Morris is back to face off against Andy Geller in the game of Hollywood Squares after this. (audience cheers)HS ROUND 1 BEGINS
