MG round1
Note: Because the webmaster (Doug Morris) was still taking care of business that was placed on hold due to Hurricane Katrina, this episode of NMG-HSH will be presented in an HTML light format. Ryan Morris hosted solo.
=================================================================== (Amazing Race logo on the screen) Voice guy: "The Amazing Race: Enemies Edition" (audience laughs) will not be seen at this time. In its place, we present a show that even your worst enemy would like. =================================================================== (MG-HSH theme plays.) Rich Jeffries: It's time for the... +---------+ | NET | |matchGAME| |HOLLYWOOD| | squares | | HOUR | +---------+ (audience cheers) Rich: ...with our guests... (Stars enter from stage left and walk across the stage to the panel) Power Rangers Fan-Fiction Writer, Jeannine Trevizo! from Net Price is Right, Jay Lewis! Host of Net Greed, Jay Cross! Director of The Net Match Game-Hollywood Squars Hour, Justin Morris! Former co-host of The Net Match Game-Hollywood Squars Hour, Charlie Pevey! And Lori Burstein! and the star of the Net Match Game - Hollywood Squares Hour, Ryan Morris! (NMG-HSH sign rises; MG-esque doors open; Ryan is welcomed by an ecstatic crowd, walks down the stairs) Ryan: Thank you, Rich. Hello, everybody and welcome back to the Net Match Game-Hollywood Squares Hour. Now you might be wondering where Doug is. Well, he and Cindy made it through Huricane Katrina safe and sound. (aplause) Yes, that is good to hear. But, currently he dosn't have power so I'll be takeing on this game solo. And We are going to have a lot of fun. Our Current champion, Andy Geller, has Cy$55,800. And he'll be back to play Hollywood Squares as he faces the winner of Match Game. Of course, we can't have Match Game or Hollywood Squares without stars. Hello stars! +[ | JEANNINE ]+[ | JAY L. ]+[ |JAY C.]+ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | +[ | JUSTIN ]+[ | CHARLIE ]+[ | LORI ]+ Panel: (in unison) Hello, Ryan! Ryan: We have some new faces on the panel including Jeannine Trevizo, she's an excelent writer. I encorage you all to vist her website, www.geocities.com/jtrevizo_1013/, even if your not a fan of Power Rangers. She's very talented and you'll enjoy her work. Welcome her to our panel. (audience applause) (Ryan walks over to the Match Game players' desks) | - - - - - - | - - - - - - | | WILLIAM | BRIAN | | CY$ | CY$ | | ^ | ^ | | / \ | / \ | | / \ | / \ | | / \ | / \ | (audience cheers) Ryan: And keep clapping for our players William Smith and Brian Moore. (audience cheers) Willam tell us a little about yourself. William: I'm 24 YoA and my hobbies are drawing and working on photoshop but I'd also like to go into programming in both Vbasic and Flash. i also enjoy NASCAR, Anime and like to talk about things from the 1980's, and I give my best wishes to Doug Morris and those who were affected by Hurricane Katrina. (Audiance aplaudes) Ryan: OK. Brian, its your turn... Brian: I'm Brian Moore, I'm from Cloquet, MN. At this moment I'm currently hosting 'Net Powerball Instant Millionaire. I'm a fan of Game Shows, Power Rangers, and Jimmy Kimmel Live. Ryan: All right. Just a reminder of how we play. I'm going to read a question ith a blank in it. The stars are going to fill in that blank with a word or phrase they think fit best. Each time you match a star, we'll pay you Cy$100. Match everyone and your total goes up to CY$1,000. The player who has matched more stars at the end of the third round wins the game and plays against Andy Geller in Hollywood Squares. (audience cheers) (Ryan presses button revealing Round 1 questions on the toaster) Ryan: And remember the winner of Hollywood Squares gets to play for CY$50,000 in the Super Match. William, you won the right to go first. So you get to pick A or B. William: A Ryan: (grabs A and walks to panel) OK, New game so everyone plays... Kevin is so rich... Audiance: How rich is he? Ryan: Not bad. He's so rich. When he went to Alaska to take up sled racing. His sled was pulled by ____________. (MG '7x wank think music plays) (panel deliberates; writes answers on cards) (all cards are placed in slots) Ryan: OK, everyone's locked in. (walks over to the players' desks) William, Kevin is so rich. When he went to Alaska to take up sled racing. His sled was pulled by ____________. William: Hmmm .. many ways to go here . But If he's so rich, I'd say Cars (some applause) Ryan: Not bad. (walks over to the panel) What did you say, Jeannine? Jeannine: polar bears. (BZZZ)(Boos) Ryan: Hey, she's new at this, give her a bit. Jay Lewis? Jay L.: First off, A big hello to Jeannine. It isn't often we get ladies on the panel so this is a refreshing change! Hopefully Ryan cleaned out your spot with a little Lysol or something. (laughter) Oh, the game. He was so rich it was pulled by +--------+ | ROLLS | | ROYCES | +--------+ (Ding)(Applause) Ryan: There is one. Jay Cross? Jay C.: Servants (Bzzz)(laughter) Ryan: Not a match, there. Justin, Kevin is so rich. When he went to Alaska to take up sled racing. His sled was pulled by... Justin: Snowmobiles. (Bzzz)(Applause) Ryan: Pretty good. But not a match. Charlie? Charlie: Hey, Ryan, how's it been? Ryan: Can't complain. Charlie: Doug, if you're out there, I want to say that I am thinking about you and wish you the best in this trying time. (appause) Anyway, the question ... I tried to think of the most expensive dog around, and there's only one. +-------+ | SNOOP | | DOGG! | +-------+ (bzzz)(laughter and wild applause) Charlie: If the ride is mo' fly, then you must buy! (:)) Ryan: (laughing) That was a great answer! Lori? Lori: Dogs. (Bzzz) Ryan: One match for Cy$100 for William. Let's review the answers... +[ | JEANNINE ]+[^| JAY L. ]+[ |JAY C.]+ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | +[ | JUSTIN ]+[ | CHARLIE ]+[ | LORI ]+ Polar Bears | Rolls Royces | Servants Snowmobiles| Snoop Dogg | Dogs | ^ - - - - - | - - - - - - | | WILLIAM | BRIAN | | CY$100 | CY$ | | ^ | ^ | | / \ | / \ | | / \ | / \ | | / \ | / \ | Ryan: (walks over to the toaster & takes out question B ) Let's see how Brian does with this... (walks over to the panel) Al said: "No wonder my genuine sharkskin suit was labeled irregular. They forgot to remove the _________." (MG '7x cowbell think music plays) (panel deliberates and writes) Ryan: OK, everyone's locked in. (walks over to the players' desks) Brian, Al said: "No wonder my genuine sharkskin suit was labeled irregular. They forgot to remove the _________." Brian: How about...the jaws. (some applause) Ryan: Not bad. (walks over to the panel) Jeannine? Jeannine: Hopefully I'm catching on to this now... I'm used to writing, not filling in the blank. And it's a pleasure to be here, it's not often we writers get to be seen, instead of our work. +-----+ | Fin | +-----+ (BZZZ)(Applause) Ryan: That's another good one. Jay Lewis? Jay L.: Sorry Lori, I didn't mean to forget about you down there! Lemme remedy that.. (whips out cell phone...dials) Hi, I'd like a dozen Roses sent to Lori in the 6th spot. VBS Studios. Yup. How am I paying? Just charge those bad boys to Doug. Thanks. (Laughter)(puts cell phone away) They didn't remove the +-------+ | FIN | +-------+ (BZZZ) Ryan: Jay Cross, how do you answer? Jay C.: I'd think not removing the fin would make it irregular. (Bzzz) Ryan: Not a match, there. Justin, Al said: "No wonder my genuine sharkskin suit was labeled irregular. They forgot to remove the... Justin: Jaws. (DING)(Applause) Ryan: One for Brian. Charlie? Charlie: Irregular shark, huh? Sounds like it needed a laxative. I said... +------------+ | INTESTINAL | | TRACT! | +------------+ (bzzz)(laughter and wild applause) Ryan: Lori? Lori: Fabric. (Bzzz)(Boos) Ryan: I think Lori misunderstood the question. Well, Brian got one match for Cy$100. Let's review the answers... +[ | JEANNINE ]+[ | JAY L. ]+[ |JAY C.]+ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | +[^| JUSTIN ]+[ | CHARLIE ]+[ | LORI ]+ Fin|Fin|Fin Jaws|Intestinal Tract|Fabric (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays) (wide shot of studio) Rich: The Net Match Game - Hollywood Squares Hour continues with more << BLANKING >> -- after this.MG ROUND 2 BEGINS
