MG round2questionB

 

 


Doug: (grabs B; walks to panel)  This time, all the stars play and

here's the question...



That evil and mean ol' Cruella De Vil is at it again.  She's created 

a new brand of dog food.  It's rich in vitamins, minerals and also 

<< BLANK >>.



(MG '7x synth vamp think music plays)

 

 

 




 


Doug: OK, Lori, they're all set.  Let's see if you can get on the

scoreboard.



That evil and mean ol' Cruella De Vil is at it again.  She's created 

a new brand of dog food.  It's rich in vitamins, minerals and also 

<< BLANK >>.



(time passes)



Doug: Any idea?  I must have an answer before the buzzer sounds.



(more time passes)  (buzz)



Doug: Oh, time's up.  Well, I'll just go ahead and canvas the

stars and see what they had in mind.  Robert.



Robert: Bob Barker would be sooooooo pissed off at us in the south. 

Some people put out something to kill dogs that roam into their 

trash cans.  Cruella De Vil knows this too.  It's rich in vitamins, 

minerals, and also (shows card) poison!   I don't condone such actions 

and I don't encourage that kind of stuff. 



Doug: Glad you see things that way.  Poison was my answer, BTW.  Jay?



Jay: 101% of the daily required...



+--------+

| DALMA- |

|  TIONS |

+--------+



(audience laughs and applauds)



Doug: Make 'em resort to cannibalism, eh?  Good thought. John,

what did you come up with?



John: Cruella actually created it for a Chinese restaurant 

before it went to market.  So I'll say cat's guts.



Doug: Ewww!  Well, let's come on over to Ryan.  What did

Cruella put in that new dog food?



Ryan: You know, I saw the ad on TV for this dog food, on TV the 

other night. ALF is the spokealien because its made with...

 

+======+

| Cats |

+======+



Doug: Now I'm just curious -- would "cat" and "cat guts" matched

each other?  (judge activates buzzer)  Well, aren't *we* persnickety

today!  (audience laughs)  Cindy, what came to your mind



Cindy: First, I have to say I prefer the cartoon version over the

live action movie with Glenn Close.  Also, I wrote down (card) [POISON] 



Doug: Another poison.  BTW, I told Cindy this story.  Years ago,

I saw the live action version of "101 Dalmations" with some relatives.  

Instead of  "duh VILLE", my grandmother kept calling her -- "devil".  

(audience laughs)  All other things being equal, grandma wasn't off 

the mark!  With that said, Dean, come on over and face... De Vil.



(light laughter from the crowd)



Dean: It would make sense that Cruella's dog food is made from...



+-------+

| DOGS! |

+-------+



Dean: That's truth in advertising.



Doug: I don't even have to ask if dalmations and dogs match, do I?



(judge buzzes)



Doug: (sighs) Figures!

 

 

 

 




 

POISON | DALMATIONS | CAT'S GUTS
CATS | POISON | DOGS

 

 


Doug: Well, this means two rounds are in the books.  Andy leads with

three matches.  But anything can happen in the final round of Match

Game.  That's coming up in a moment.



(audience applauds; MG-HSH music plays)

 



MG ROUND 3 BEGINS