MG round1questionA

 

 

Doug: (grabs B) Andy, your turn now to match the stars.  Let's see
how ya do with this.  (walks to panel) Uncle Scrooge's home is *SO* 
ritzy...

A few folks in the crowd: How ritzy is it?

Doug: Was the layoff that long?   (audience laughs)  Anyway, I'll 
try this again from the top...

Uncle Scrooge's home is *SO* ritzy, even the << BLANKS >> are made of 
gold.

(MG '7x cowbell think music plays)

 

 

 




 


Doug: OK, they're all set.  Andy, the question again

Uncle Scrooge's home is *SO* ritzy, even the << BLANKS >> are made of 
gold.

Andy: I am going to say............. Toilets.

(audience laughs and applauds)

Doug: Golden throne, eh?  Makes sense.  Let's see how that answer 
rates with the panel.  Robert?

Robert: This answer doesn't sound awful after all (card) Toilets! 

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: And that gets Andy on the board.   Over to Jay.

Jay: Paging Mr Crapper. Mr Thomas Crapper to the brown courtesy phone....

(audience laughs)

+---------+
| TOILETS |
+---------+

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: Another toilet for Andy.  From toilet, we go to... uh... John.  
(audience laughs)

John: These never fail!  Golden Blankets!

(buzz)

Doug: No match there as we come to Ryan.  What say ye?

Ryan: Scrooge McDuck's house is really ritzy, he's even got solid gold...
 
+===============+
| Toilet Seats  |
+===============+

Doug: Huh boy.  (buzz)  Thought so.  (more boo-birds)  Andy, commode
seats can be sold separately.  Hence the mismatch.

Ryan: By the way, Doug what were some of your favorite attractions at 
Walt Disney World?

Doug: Wow.  So many!  Enjoyed seeing Spaceship Earth again.  One Man's 
Dream was a loving tribute to Walt Disney.  The Aerosmith Rock & Roll
Coaster and Soarin' were awesome.  And of course, WWTBAM: Play It!  

Ryan: I thought Soarin' was cool.

Cindy: It was so much fun we didn't want to leave.

Doug: How true.  Honey, how'd you fill in this blank?

Cindy: Even the (card) [SINKS] are made of gold.

(buzz)

Doug: No match there.  Over to Dean.  Andy's looking for another
toilet.

Dean: I've got the perfect answer.  The richest duck in 
the world has golden...

+-------+
| MOUSE |
| EARS  |
+-------+

(audience laughs)

Dean: No, wait...That's not right!  (tosses card)  He's so rich, 
even his...

+-----------+
| GOLDFISH  |
+-----------+

Dean: ...are made of gold!

(buzz) (more laughs)

Doug: Golden goldfish.  No match as we review.


 

 

 




 

TOILETS | TOILETS | GOLDEN BLANKETS
TOILET SEATS | SINKS | GOLDFISH

Andy's response: TOILETS

 

 

Doug: And with one round in the books, Andy has two matches
and CY$200.  Lori's yet to score.  Come back for Round 2 after
this.

(audience applauds; MG-HSH music plays)

MG ROUND 2 BEGINS