MG round2questionA
Doug: (grabs A; walks to panel) And this time, all the stars play this question. Here goes... The country of Nerdocrumbesia takes "cruel and unusual punishment" to a new level. Instead of prison, a man was sentenced to 50 years of << BLANK >>. (MG '7x synth vamp think music plays)
Doug: And the dandy half-dozen's ready, Alan. Question again... The country of Nerdocrumbesia takes "cruel and unusual punishment" to a new level. Instead of prison, a man was sentenced to 50 years of << BLANK >>. Alan: watching 7th Heaven (a few applaud; others laughs) Doug: Nothing like slamming another network. (audience laughs) We start with Tom this time. Instead of prison, the felon was sentenced to 50 years of what? Tom K.: (card) Marriage (buzz) Doug: Um, if my fiancée's watching, remember, that wasn't my answer. (points to Tom) (audience laughs) Jay? Jay: (card) +--------+ | RERUNS | +--------+ Doug: Reruns... (buzz) ...figured. Too vague. No match. Robert, over to you. Robert: How about... ---------------- CLEANING FLOORS --------------- ...or in my mother's words, "Swabbing the poop deck". (buzz) (audience laughs) Doug: (impersonating pirate) Arrrrr, not a match, matey! (more laughs) Doug: The country of Nerdocrumbesia takes "cruel and unusual punishment" to a new level. Instead of prison, a man was sentenced to 50 years of watching "7th Heaven" on that other channel. That's according to Alan. What, according to you, Ryan? Ryan: (multiple cards) +===========+ | Watching | +===========+ +===========+ | Richard | | Simmons | +===========+ +===========+ | Sweating | | the Oldes | +===========+ (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: Ah, yes. You can only do jumping jacks to the Beach Boys for so long. David? David: Cruel and unusual punishment huh? Makes me wonder if I should go get a certain dragon, and make him rap, like they did in..... RERUNS OF TIC TAC DOUGH 1990 (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: Now that I like. Mystic Girl, Alan's hoping you give him a hundred. Mystic Girl: (card) Watching Weakest Link reruns (buzz) Doug: No match. Well, Alan, we were in the ballpark on some of these. But couldn't give you credit for a match.
MARRIAGE | RERUNS | CLEANING FLOWERS
WATCHING R.SIMMONS... | RERUNS OF TTD 90 | ..."WEAKEST LINK" RERUNSAlan's response: WATCHING "7TH HEAVEN"
Doug: This means we end Round 2 the way we ended Round 1 -- with Ethan leading 400-0. We're back to see who'll advance to Hollywood Squares after this. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)MG ROUND 3 BEGINS
