MG round1questionB
Doug: (grabs B; walks to panel) John left ya B and let's see how this turns out... Art said, "Last night's episode of 'The Apprentice' was strange..." Audience: (not quite with it) "How strange was it?" Doug: Either do it right or don't do it at all! (audience laughs) Anyway... Art said, "Last night's episode of 'The Apprentice' was strange. Donald Trump spared the members of the losing team a trip to the boardroom. Instead, he fired << BLANK >>."
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Doug: OK, Steve, they're set. Here's the question one more time... Art said, "Last night's episode of 'The Apprentice' was strange. Donald Trump spared the members of the losing team a trip to the boardroom. Instead, he fired << BLANK >>." Steve: Y'know, I never liked these round oner's...I'm gonna say he fired Everyone (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: Man, that's what I call cost cutting. (audience laughs) Well, let's see if our celebs had that in mind. Ethan, he's looking for "everyone". Ethan: Call me Captain Obvious, but the Donald has finally seen the light and (imitates "you're fired" hand gesture) fired: (flips card) +-------------+ | HIS | | HAIR STYLER | +-------------+ (buzz) (audience applause) Doug: Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Hair stylist, hair dresser, someone along those lines. Jay, what came to your mind? Jay: The person he should have fired on episode 1...HIS HAIR STYLIST (buzz) (more applause) Doug: Another hair stylist. Joe, do you make it three -- or did you match Steve? Joe: You want strange? I'll give you strange. He fired... ----------- | Himself | ----------- (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: Mercy! Talk about self-masochism. Onward to Ryan. Art said, "Last night's episode of 'The Apprentice' was strange. Donald Trump spared the members of the losing team a trip to the boardroom. Instead, he fired everyone," according to Steve. What, according to you? Ryan: His hair dresser... +==========+ | His Hair | | Dresser | +==========+ (buzz) (more applause) Doug: Hair dresser seems to be the definitive answer. But no one's come to my answer. Matt? Matt: Lady Di or... (card) CAROLINE (buzz) (audience cheers) Doug: Now *THAT* was my answer. And Eddie, wrap up the round for us. Eddie: Kinda made it tough to shoot the rest of the episodes. [flip] THE CAMERA CREW (buzz) Doug: Well, Steve, you were in the ballpark with Eddie. But in the end, no matches for you this round...
HIS HAIR STYLER | HIS HAIR STYLIST | HIMSELF
HIS HAIR DRESSER | CAROLINE | THE CAMERA CREWSteve's response: EVERYONE
Doug: And at the end of the first round... (points to dark lights on players' desk) (light laughter from the crowd) ... we've got another pitchers' duel. But I know John and Steve will do better. Come back for more fun after this. (audience applauds; MG-HSH music plays) [NOTE FROM DOUG: Here on the website, I neglected to note Oronde Jarrata gave an answer of 500 credits in qualifying. Still, Steve Michaels' 500 came in first and still has the tie- break edge. Still, NMG-HSH regrets the omission.]MG ROUND 2 BEGINS
