(cue MG-HSH theme)

The Ghost of Jay Stewart:
It's time for the...

...with our guests...

...from GSNN...
chicoALEXANDER

 

...from Jay's
Game Show Page...
jasonANTONIEWICZ

 

...from VBS MarketWatch...
danaEPSTEIN

 

 

...from Net Price is Right...
jayLEWIS

The Ghost of Jay Stewart:
Plus four net game hosts from the past as we
continue our "Where Are They Now?" special.

 

From Net Face The Music
and Net Nitro...
troyDIGGS

 

...from Net Cross Wits
and Net Caesars Challenge...
markSINSABAUGH

 

...from Net High Rollers
and Net Hollywood Squares...
joshROYAL

 

...and from Net Three on a Match
and Bidding War...
nickMOONEYHAN

 

 

And now, here are the stars of
the Net Match Game -
Hollywood Squares Hour...
ryanMORRIS
and
dougMORRIS

(NMG-HSH sign rises; MG-esque doors open; Ryan and Doug are 
welcomed to an ecstatic crowd, walk down the stairs, shake hands)

Doug: Thanks, ghost of Jay Stewart.  Helloooooo, everybody.
Hope you had a great holiday and you're ready for more star power
as we resume the "Where Are They Now?" special on NMG-HSH.

Ryan: We're going to resume play with Hollywood Squares.

Doug: So, let's get it on!

(audience cheers) (Ryan walks over to the HS players' desks; Doug
takes his seat in the Morris chair on the panel)

Ryan: Now, due to technical problems Jay "JX" Cross will not be 
able to defend his championship. But, we'll bring him back on a 
future episode to give him the chance to do so.

 

 

Ryan: Now, lets meet our players, first he was the winner of the Match
Game portion, Joe Kristoff, and he was Joe's opponent in the Match
 Game portion, Michael Clifford. Joe and Michael welcome and let's 
get started, this first game is worth Cy$2,000 each square is worth Cy$500.
Plus, we have a Secret Square worth Cy$55,000..

HS ROUND 1 BEGINS