MG round3questionB

Doug: We're back on the Net Baby Races - Wait 'Til You Have Kids Hour.

 

 

(audience laughs)  (Doug pushes the button revealing Round 3 questions)

Doug: In case you're just tuning in, it's just a half-hour show tonight.
The winner of this Match Game plays Andy Silikovitz for the championship
in Hollywood Squares on our next show.  In the meantime, stay with us
for Net Facts of Life Goes to Paris with Ryan and Seth.  So, let's
finish up this game with David and Andy.  David thus far has matched four
of our celebrities and Andy's matched one.  David, you're the leader, so
you make the choice in this, our final round of MG.

David: I'll take "B." Hope its lucky.

 

 

Doug: (grabs B; walks to panel) B you think is lucky.  We'll see what
happens.  Only two celebrities play this question...

 

 

 

Doug: Jay and Matt, please put pen to card for this half of the round.
The rest of you will lay out.  Here's David's question...

NMG-HSH Gaming Technologies unveiled its newest creation in Las Vegas
last week.  It's a slot machine which has been built in the form 
of a bikini-clad woman.  Every time you win money with this slot
machine, it comes out of her << BLANK >>.

(MG '7x wank think music plays)

 

 

 

Doug: OK, David, they're ready.  Let's see if you are...

NMG-HSH Gaming Technologies unveiled its newest creation in Las Vegas
last week.  It's a slot machine which has been built in the form 
of a bikini-clad woman.  Every time you win money with this slot
machine, it comes out of her << BLANK >>.

David: I have 2. One could turn this place into wasted space. But I'll 
say "Butt." 

(smattering of applause)

Doug: LOL!  I think I know what your other answer is.  "Butt" let's
see if Jay and Matt match.  First we start with Jay.

Jay: Well Doug, at first I said:

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then I thought:

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but I finally decided it had to be the BUTT Bob.

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: OK, David, you're up to 500... now...

if

you

can

match

Matt

Marcotte,

you'll

have

a

perfect

score

and

CY$1000.

Matt,

what

did

you

say?

Matt: Trying to come up with a "family-friendly" answer to
this one is a bit tricky, so I hope you're going to
know what I mean when I say her:

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
X               X
X   HOO-HAH     X
X               X
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Doug: Oh dear.  Dean, the dictionary again, please...

(Dean looks up "hoo-hah")

"Slang. A condition of intense public interest or excitement"

Doug: We don't see anything related to a butt in the definition...
so... (buzz)  ...sorry.  I've never heard a "butt" called a hoo-hah.
I can only suppose you were going for breast or something.  Anyway... 

 

 

(match in R2) | BUTT | (match in R2)
(match in R2) | (match in R2) | HOO-HAH

David's response: BUTT

 

 

Doug: I'm surprised no one said "navel" or "bellybutton".  Anyway,
Andy, there's some breathing room.  You'll have the services of
five of the celebrities.  Match any four of them and we have a
tie; five matches wins.  Anything less and David goes on the 
squares.

MG ROUND 3 CONTINUES