(cue MG-HSH theme)

The Ghost of Jay Stewart:
It's time for the...

...with our guests...

...from Net Hollywood Squares...
chicoALEXANDER

 

...from Jay's Game Show Page...
jasonANTONIEWICZ

 

...from VBS MarketWatch...
danaEPSTEIN

 

...from Roadgeeks Anonymous...
markSINSABAUGH

 

...from Net Price is Right...
jayLEWIS

 

...from Net Facts of Life...
sethTHRASHER

 

...from Net U.S. Mastermind...
deanSCUNGIO

 

...from his big win on
Who Wants To Be
A Millionaire...
mattMARCOTTE

 

...and the stars of
the Net Match Game -
Hollywood Squares Hour...
ryanMORRIS
and
dougMORRIS

(NMG-HSH sign rises; MG-esque doors open; Ryan and Doug are
welcomed to an ecstatic crowd, walk down the stairs, shake hands)

Doug: Thank you, ghost of Jay Stewart. Hellloooooo everybody, and
welcome to the resumption of the Net Match Game - Hollywood Squares
Hour. When we last left the proceedings, we just found a winner
in Andy Geller in Match Game.

Ryan: And he'll be facing off against our current champion Andy
Silikovitz in Hollywood Squares. It's obvious that someone named
Andy will win the game.

Doug: Question is -- which Andy? If it's our stock broker, he'll play
for 50-grand in the super match. If it's our professional Torah
reader, he plays for 50-grand -- and then retires undefeated and
advances to our champions' special. Ryan, it's all yours. Good
luck everybody!

(audience cheers)

(Ryan and Doug shake hands; Ryan walks over to his podium with the
Andys; Doug takes his seat in the Morris chair with the rest of the
panel)

Ryan: OK. Everyone let's get started. You all know how to play. This first 
game is worth Cy$2,000 and you get Cy$500 for each Square you get. Plus we 
have our first Secret Square Game worth Cy$15,000.

(audience cheers)

HS ROUND 1 BEGINS