SATURDAY NIGHT___
	LIVE
	FEVER
	SPECIAL

(dings; audience applause; MG-HSH win music plays)

Doug: Oh yeah! 

(Andy runs up to shake Will's hand; walks back to Doug)

Doug: OK, Andy, great job.  You've won CY$1000.  That means to start
the head-to-head match, we'll seed the bank with...

(ding)

Doug: ...CY$1000.  Now, here's where the *big* cyber-money comes into
play...

 

Doug: ...four of our stars have the number 20, four others have a 30,
one has the elusive 50.  When you pick a star, we'll discover his
secret number and multiply that by the grand that's in the bank.
I hope you get the 50 -- because that means the head-to-head
match is worth CY$50,000.  (audience cheers)  Go for it, Champ.

Andy: I'll stick with Will 

Doug: All righty, Will.  Please reveal your multiplier.

Will: OK  (waves his Net Quiddler wand; puff of smoke)

(ding) (audience cheers)

Doug: Um, all you had to do was pull the tab.  (audience laughs)
Anyhoo, 30 times 1000 means...

(ding)

Doug: ...the question's worth CY$30,000.  Before we deal with the
question, let me explain what's at stake.  Andy, if you get this,
obviously your total take in the endgame will be CY$31,000.  That
will also mean Arlene, Brian, Tim and Dane will each win CY$7750
on top of their respective winnings from our '60s throwback MG.  

Remember, Andy, with the big cyber-money on the line, this must 
be an exact match.  Spelling doesn't count.  Rarely will we take 
singular for plural.  Otherwise, a mismatch is a mismatch.  
Here's your CY$30,000 question...

MONDAY NIGHT_______

Doug: Monday Night << BLANK >>.  M-O-N-D-A-Y, Monday; N-I-G-H-T, Night;
<< BLANK >>.   Monday Night << BLANK >>.

(MG '76 Super Match think music plays)

(ding)

Doug: Will's ready.  And we're ready for you.  Match him, win the 30k.
Simple as that.  Monday Night...

Andy: MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

(audience cheers)

Doug: He's confident he's got the CY$30,000...

Will,

if

you

also

said

"Monday

Night

Football",

Andy

scores

a

touchdown

and

thirty-

thousand

cyber-

dollars.


Will: What else can an Eagles fan say than Monday Night FOOTBALL?

(audience applause; slot machine payoff sfx; MG-HSH win music plays)

Doug: You got it!  Congrats.  CY$30,000 more for you.  BTW, where
was the 50?  Folks, reveal the tabs, please...

 

Doug: ...Travis had it this time.  We'll take a break, add up his
winning and add up the winnings of others when NMG-HSH returns.

(audience applauds; MG-HSH music plays)

FINAL NOTES