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("Bittersweet Symphony" intro plays)



Doug Morris: Mop, $16.  Gardening hose, $20.   Winning those prizes 

*and* a brand new car... (cue to winning moment from Switcheroo) 

...priceless!  Net Price is Right -- priceless fun only on VBS!





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(cue MG-HSH theme)

The Ghost of Jay Stewart:
It's time for the
second chance episode of the...

(audience cheers)



TGoJS: ...with our stars, Ryan Morris, Jay Lewis and Doug Morris. 



(NMG-HSH sign rises; MG-esque doors open; Ryan, Jay and Doug are 

welcomed to an ecstatic crowd, walk down the stairs)



Doug: Thank you, ghost of Jay Stewart.  Hellloooooo everybody, and

welcome to the Net Match Game - Hollywood Squares Hour's second

chance extravaganza.



Ryan: Later on, our champion Andy Silikovitz goes for his second 

win while Phil Levine tries to win for the first time in our new

series.  You'll recall we'd hoped to get him on our season debut

-- but he couldn't make it.



Jay: As for the Match Game part of the show, we're going back to

those thrilling days of yesteryear.  Or at least those thrilling

days of the original Match Game.



Doug: Before we heard about how dumb Dora was and the jams Weird

Willie got himself into, Gene Rayburn began hosting "The Match 

Game" forty years ago -- a show that bore little resemblance to

the comedy game that aired a decade later.



Ryan: Tonight, we bring back some of the '60s "Match Game" with

'70s-style questions.



Jay: And as we do, we're giving four players from all the years

of NMG-HSH a second chance to play our game.  



Ryan: They lost out in the Match Game portion of our show and

didn't even get to play Hollywood Squares.



Doug: So, the ghost of Jay Stewart will introduce us to our 

second chance foursome...

 

 

 

 

(MG-HSH fee plug music plays)



TGoJS: First, he may have hosted Internet's Luckiest.  But the 

luck didn't hold out in the tie-breaker after a perfect score 

on one Match Game question.  Here again is Brian Moore.  

(audience applause)



Our next Match Game runner-up tied Shawn Wells and lost out in 

the tie-breaker that ended up related to the Golden State of 

California.  Welcome back Tim McClelland.  (audience applause)



She lost in Match Game on our last episode.  But she's the proud

mother of current champion Andy Silikovitz.  Here's Arlene 

Silikovitz.  (audience applause)



And he may have dropped out of contention for Hollywood Squares --

but you'll see him witness other contestants drop out on Net

Russian Roulette.  Welcome back Dane Starr.  (audience applause)





Doug: Thanks, Jay's ghost.  Now, here's how we'll play.  Jay, you'll

team up with Brian and Tim on the top row and Ryan plays with Dane 

and Arlene.  I'm going to give our teams at least five fill-in-the-

blank questions.  At any time, if two teammates match, the team wins 

CY$100.  But, if all three players match, the payoff is CY$200.  

We'll double all those stakes on the fourth question and triple the 

original values on the fifth question.  After five questions, the 

winning civilians get to play a special head-to-head super match worth 

up to CY$10,000.  (audience cheers)  So, Jay and Ryan, please take 

your seats with the teams you'll captain and we'll start the game 

after this.



(audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)

MG QUESTION 1 BEGINS