MG round2questionA
Doug: (grabs A; walks to panel) All six stars on the panel will play Arlene's question. And it reads as follows... The doctor just found out that Inspector Gadget accidentally ate a bottle of Viagra. Now his << BLANK >> stands on end. (MG '7x synth vamp think music plays) Doug: BTW, *major* props to Chico Alexander, from the standalone Net Hollywood Squares, for coming up with a hilarious query. :) (audience cheers) Also, great folks like Tom Sabbatelli, Jason Antoniewicz and Dana Epstein have helped create some crazy questions. Robert: *puts card in slow* Gadgets, eh? Doug: Yup. Robert: Say, while the others are still writing ya wanna hear a joke? Doug: Sure thing. What'cha got Robert? (Robert puts up plexiglass shield) (audience laughs) Doug: Maybe I'm not so sure about hearing this one -- but we've got time to kill and a few stars are still writing. So go for it. Robert: Did I tell you about how James Bond's gadget maker tried to get into show business, but got fired? Doug: No, I didn't hear about this one. Robert: Yeah, he didn't follow his Q's. (audience boos) Oh, boy... I shouldn't quit my day-job. Doug: Probably a good idea. Waiting on Ryan and Travis to get in there and...
Doug: ...now they're all set. Arlene, here's the question again... The doctor just found out that Inspector Gadget accidentally ate a bottle of Viagra. Now his << BLANK >> stands on end. Arlene: TONGUE (smattering of applause) Doug: Interesting thinking. We'll see if that works with the panel. Will, Inspector Gadget's << BLANK >> stands on end after eating all that Viagra. What say ye? Will: Last I saw him, he looked like he stuck his finger in an electrical socket...his *HAIR* stood on end. (buzz) (smattering of applause) Doug: Makes you wonder if Gadget's voice was provided by Don Adams or Don King? (audience laughs) For those watching on VBS63 in the Hattiesburg/Laurel area, yes, I'm referring to the boxing promoter and not the dingbat who's on one of the Cheap Channel stations. (audience cheers) See, the crowd doesn't like the idea of losing in a "nationwide caller" contest to someone in Butte, Montana. (audience laughs) Unless maybe you actually live in Butte. Anyway, before my rant gets way too lengthy, Jay? Jay: Go go... +--------+ | GADGET | | UMBR- | | ELLA | +--------+ (buzz) (audience applause) Doug: There's what I was thinking. Robert, what came to your mind? Robert: Well, Doug, his +-----------+ |Gone, Gone | | Gadget | | Hair | +-----------+ (buzz) Doug: More hair. Hair seems to be the winning answer thus far, Arlene. She's still looking for some tongue, Ryan. Er... umm... (audience laughs) She's looking for the *answer* tongue. Get me outta this! Ryan: Doug, I threw away a LOT of answer's but I said... +=============+ | His Gaget | | Sundial | +=============+ (buzz) Doug: The good old fashioned timepiece. Travis? Inspector Gadget's << BLANK >> now stands on end after accidentally eating Viagra. Travis: Head. (buzz) Doug: Ah yes, he can extend his mechanical neck. And Jerry. Jerry: Hmmm... I've been thinking about anything that isn't, well, you know... but I can't really remember the show that well... and I didn't see the movie. So, I finally gave in... Go Go... +------+ |Gadget| |Weiner| +------+ (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: I wondered when we'd get the official "sick mind" answer. Oh well. Let's reveal the results...
HAIR | GADGET UMBRELLA | GADGET HAIR
GADGET SUNDIAL | HEAD | GADGET WEINERArlene's response: TONGUE
Doug: Two rounds down, one round to go. When we come back, we'll find out if Marc can hang on to the lead or if Arlene can successfully come from behind. We'll see after this. (audience applauds; MG-HSH music plays)MG ROUND 3 BEGINS
