HS round3

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Andy-Cy$6500
Marc-Cy$6500

Ryan: The game is tied. This game is worth Cy$4000 and each square is 
worth Cy$1000. Plus, we have another Secret Square worth Cy$10,000!
(Cheers and Aplause)  Andy, Pick a square

[1][2][3]    1. Dana  2. Tom    3. Chico
[4][5][6]    4. Will  5. Jay    6. Robert
[7][8][9]    7. Doug  8. Travis 9. Jerry

Andy: I'll pick Jay in the center

Ryan: Jay, We'll get to the question in a moment.  First, please welcome 
our intern Billy Joe McMurtry.  He's got a little song for us.

(audience claps as Billy Joe takes to the center stage mic)

Billy Joe: (strumming banjo as he sings...)
I got so many ex's and owe so much
I oughta be on "Hollywood Squares"
Yeah, I oughta be on "Hollywood Squares"

(more claps)

Ryan: Now, here's the question.  Are these lyrics from a real country song?

Jay: Kiss me, I'm a baker Monty, and I sure knead dough! (laughter) With
apologies to Jimmy Buffett.. anyway, I hate C&W as a rule but I'll say 
NO anyway.

Andy: I'll disagree

Ryan: The song is "Hollywood Squares" by George Strait from the 
CD "Beyond The Neon Blue". X gets the square.

[1][2][3]    1. Dana  2. Tom    3. Chico
[4][x][6]    4. Will  5. Jay    6. Robert
[7][8][9]    7. Doug  8. Travis 9. Jerry

(ding; audience applause) 

Andy-Cy$7500
Marc-Cy$6500

Ryan: Marc, pick a square

Marc: Doug, please.

Ryan: Doug, In 1922, Baltimore radio station WEAR was the first 
to broadcast this. What?

Doug: The F-word.  And then they were forced to sign off the
next day.  (audience laughs)  I think it was music.

Marc: I disagree.

Ryan: Back in '22, Warren G. Harding became the first president 
heard on radio, as WEAR broadcast his speech dedicating the Francis
Scott Key memorial at Fort McHenry. Circle gets the square.

[1][2][3]    1. Dana  2. Tom    3. Chico
[4][x][6]    4. Will  5. Jay    6. Robert
[o][8][9]    7. Doug  8. Travis 9. Jerry

(ding; audience applause) 

Andy-Cy$7500
Marc-Cy$7500

Ryan: Andy, pick a square

Andy: I'll pick Will

Ryan: Will, "Time" magazine reports this country has the 
highest percentage of overweight 10-year-olds in the world.  
What country?

Will: Let's try to play this straight. I think the little 
guys come from Italy.

Andy: I'll disagree

Ryan: Malta came in first, Italy second and the US was 
third. X gets the square.

[1][2][3]    1. Dana  2. Tom    3. Chico
[x][x][6]    4. Will  5. Jay    6. Robert
[o][8][9]    7. Doug  8. Travis 9. Jerry

(ding; audience applause) 

Andy-Cy$8500
Marc-Cy$7500

Ryan: Marc, pick a square

Marc: Robert to block.

(Sign on Robert's Square: "Out To Lunch")

Ryan: Marc, you get the question. Here it is:

Valentina Tereshkova was the first woman to do this.  Do what?

She was the first female in space
First Russian to win gold in Olympic gymnastics
First Russian to appear in a Playboy magazine pictorial
First woman to marry Larry King

Marc: She was the first female in space

Ryan: In 1963, Valentina Tereshkova, the world's first female space 
traveler, Valentina was launched into orbit by the Soviet Union aboard 
Vostok Six. Circle gets the Square.

[1][2][3]    1. Dana  2. Tom    3. Chico
[x][x][o]    4. Will  5. Jay    6. Robert
[o][8][9]    7. Doug  8. Travis 9. Jerry

(ding; audience applause) 

Andy-Cy$8500
Marc-Cy$8500

Ryan: Andy, pick a square

Andy: I'll pick Jerry

Ryan: Jerry, True or false: In 1771, Sir William Herschel discovered Pluto.

Jerry: Yep, but those damn Disney folk swindled him out of a bundle, too. 

(laughter)

Actually, I believe Pluto wasn't discovered until the 1900's, so I'll say false.

Andy: I'll definitely agree

Ryan: He discovered the planet Uranus in 1781 from a house in Bath, 
England. X gets the square.

[1][2][3]    1. Dana  2. Tom    3. Chico
[x][x][o]    4. Will  5. Jay    6. Robert
[o][8][x]    7. Doug  8. Travis 9. Jerry

(ding; audience applause) 

Andy-Cy$9500
Marc-Cy$8500

Ryan: Marc, pick a square

Marc: Dana.

Dana: Hey, Ryan, .. Marc...  (salutes)

Ryan: Dana, there was a case in Alabama were a man was tried and 
convicted for wearing something to church.  Wearing what?

Dana: I read about this one...  the man was wearing blue jeans.

Marc: I don't think it's a crime to wear blue jeans to church, so I'll 
disagree (hoping and praying).

Ryan: Your right, Marc. It's not a crime to wear blue jeans to church in
 Alabama. It is a crime, however, to wear a fake mustache to church.
Circle gets the square.

[o][2][3]    1. Dana  2. Tom    3. Chico
[x][x][o]    4. Will  5. Jay    6. Robert
[o][8][x]    7. Doug  8. Travis 9. Jerry

(ding; audience applause) 

Andy-Cy$9500
Marc-Cy$9500

Ryan: Andy, pick a square

Andy: I'll pick Tom

Ryan: Tom, According to Maxim magazine, what's the worst movie of 
all time?

Tom: "The Sabbatelli Family Reunion Tapes." Oh, it was awful... 
(laugter) Bruce Willis, Liv Tyler...it had to be Armaggedon.

Andy: I'll disagree

Ryan: "Batman and Robin" was the worst.  Rounding out their top 
three are "Steel Magnolias" and "Patch Adams". X gets the Square.

[o][x][3]    1. Dana  2. Tom    3. Chico
[x][x][o]    4. Will  5. Jay    6. Robert
[o][8][x]    7. Doug  8. Travis 9. Jerry

(ding; audience applause) 

Andy-Cy$10500
Marc-Cy$ 9500

Ryan: Marc, pick a square

Marc: Travis, please.

Ryan: Travis, Chris O'Donnell appeared as Robin in "Batman and Robin",
the movie we talked about earlier.  His first television appearance was in 
a McDonald's commercial.  In the spot, Chris is serving a burger to what 
celebrity?

Travis: Rosie O'Donnell? (Hey, they can't all be funny!) I think it was 
in fact, George Clooney.

Marc: I think it was Michael Jordan, so I'll disagree.

Ryan: Your right, Circle gets the square.

[o][x][3]    1. Dana  2. Tom    3. Chico
[x][x][o]    4. Will  5. Jay    6. Robert
[o][o][x]    7. Doug  8. Travis 9. Jerry

(ding; audience applause) 

Andy-Cy$10500
Marc-Cy$10500

Ryan: Chico, your the last square. (Secret Square SFX) And your the 
Secret Square! 

Chico: Go away, I'm napping. (Laughter)

Ryan: Chico, The magazine Loaded reports wonderbras are sold to
more women in what country than any other?

Chico: I'm going to make a guess here... The UK.

Andy: I'll have to agree

Ryan: Your right. X gets the square, the win, and the Secret Square 
Jackpot!

[o][x][x]    1. Dana  2. Tom    3. Chico
[x][x][o]    4. Will  5. Jay    6. Robert
[o][o][x]    7. Doug  8. Travis 9. Jerry

(dings; audience applause; MG-HSH win music plays) 

Andy-Cy$15500
Marc-Cy$10500

(time's up sfx) 

Ryan: Well, that sound means the game is over! And Andy your going 
to play the Cy$50,000 SuperMatch in just a moment.

(dings; audience applause; MG-HSH win music plays) 

Marc, You won Cy$10,500, in Hollywood Squares. We add that to the 
Cy$1500 you won in Match Game, and Cy$10,000 in Secret Square 
Money. Makeing your final total Cy$22,000! (Cheers and Aplause)

Andy you won Cy$15,500 in Hollywood Squares. We add that to 
Cy$20,000 in Secret Square Money. Makeing your final total,
Cy$35,500! (Cheers and Aplause)

Will Andy win over Cy$80,000 in one SuperMatch? Stay Tuned!

SUPER MATCH BEGINS