MG Round 1 Question B

 

 

Doug: Tim since you won the right to go first, you may pick A or B.

Tim: Ok, I'll start with "Question B".

 

 

Doug: (grabs B, walks to panel)  Tim wants B, Tim gets B.  Here *B*
the question.  All the stars play Tim's question since we're starting
fresh.  Here goes...

The football coach said, "I don't mind when the team dumps Gatorade on 
my head when we win. But I hate it when we lose, because they dump 
<< BLANK >> on me."

 

 

 

(MG '7x wank think music plays)

Doug: Waiting on Chris to get in there...

 

 

 

Doug: ...OK, they're all set.  Tim, let's see how ya do...

The football coach said, "I don't mind when the team dumps Gatorade on 
my head when we win. But I hate it when we lose, because they dump 
<< BLANK >> on me."

Tim: I'm gonna go out on a limb and say they dump....MUD.

(light applause)

Doug: Mud.  Interesting answer.  We'll see how that rates with our
panel -- starting with Robb.

Robb: (card) urine

(buzz) (audience laughs)

Doug: That's weird.  I played this question with a co-worker who's in
the audience today -- and that's what she said.  Kinda scary to think
*she* came up with a matching answer.  Anyhoo, to the chief of Check 
Game, the prince of Pathfinder, Jay Lewis.

Jay: hmmm...

+--------+
| COFFEE |
+--------+

(buzz)

Doug: Ouch!  Hope it's not fresh from the pot.  Over to Chris.

Chris: I thought of something very smelly when you
lose a football game so I'll say VINEGAR.

(buzz) (audience laughs)

Doug: Hmm...if you did that, the coach might have you do a
few push-ups.  Coming down to Ryan now.   The football coach
said, "I don't mind when the team dumps Gatorade on my head 
when we win. But I hate it when we lose, because they dump 
<< BLANK >> on me."  Tim said mud.  And you said what?

Ryan: Well, I said... 

+------------+ 
| A Trashcan | 
+------------+ 

(buzz)

Doug: And all its contents I assume.  Moving to Andy.  Tim's
looking for some mud.

Andy: Hi Everyone !  I am going to say..... they dump URINE on me ! 

(buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)

Doug: (turns to co-worker in audience) Sharon, you're up to two!  
(audience laughs) And Paul?

Paul: I would hate to lose on that team, cuz they dump...
+--------+
|Boiling |
| Water  |
+--------+
...on the poor guy

(buzz)

Doug: Goodness.  That's a shade better that coffee.  Well,
let's review the answers, shall we?

 

 

URINE | COFFEE | VINEGAR
TRASHCAN | URINE | BOILING WATER

 

 

Doug: Well, Tim, look at this way.  If you were up against
Sharon, you'd be down two matches to none.  

MG ROUND 1 CONTINUES