HS Round 1 Question 2

Ryan: Shawn, pick a square 

Shawn: Let's try Doug 

 

 

(audience cheers)
 
Ryan: Doug, suppose you're pregnant and have an itchy abdomen.  

Doug: (eyes light up) Um, OK.  (audience laughs)

Ryan: According to the author of "Fairy Kisses and Stork Bites", 
what will happen? 

Doug: Well, if I got a bun in the oven, dang it, I'm calling Ripley's
Believe It or Not!!! (audience laughs and applauds)  But, when it's 
time for the blessed event, I'm giving birth to a bouncing baby boy.

Shawn: All right.  My wife is pregnant, and I have heard a thousand things 
like this, but this is not one of them.  I have to disagree. 

Ryan: Well, Shawn, if your wife gets an itchy abdomen, then you better get 
ready, because that means she's going to have twins! Circle gets the Square. 

 

 

(ding; audience applause)

 

 

HS ROUND 1 CONTINUES