Doug: Shawn, the fun for you is only beginning.  You already have CY$350 -- 
but that is a mere pittance to what you could win in the next few moments. 
As we wheel in the rest of our set, it's just about time for Hollywood 
Squares -- where thousands of cyber-dollars plus the championship are 
available. Before we start though, we need three more folks on the panel.  
Jay Stewart's ghost, help us out...

(cue MG-HSH theme)

... Joining us for more of
The Net Match Game -
Hollywood Squares Hour are...

 

...star student...
JOE KAVANAGH

 

...from the world
of banking...
DANA EPSTEIN

 

...from Net Idiot Savants...
DUSTIN "THE
BRAIN" RILEY

 

...and our master
of the squares...
RYAN MORRIS

(audience cheers)

Doug: Take it away, my man.

Ryan: Thanks, Doug.  By the way, for those of you with razor sharp
memories, you'll remember we had another "Brain" from Net Idiot Savants
on the panel recently.  That role was played by Brian Henegar.  We're 
happy to his successor, Dustin, with us.  And we're glad to have Shawn
here.  Phil joins us for Hollywood Squares right after this.

(fade to break)

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LJ McKay: Closed captioning for the Net Match Game - Hollywood Squares
Hour is provided by Krispy Kreme Doughnuts.  Hey, Rick, could you pass
the box back this way?  (Rick Eberhart hands LJ the box; LJ opens 
it... only to find crumbs)  Ah, man!

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(audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)

(Ryan and Shawn are at HS desks. Shawn is at the O desk) 

Ryan: Welcome back to the Net Match Game-Hollywood Squares Hour. Let's 
Welcome back our champion who's won Cy$6,600, Phil Levine. 

 

 

(Phil comes from stage left, shakes Ryan and Shawn's hands, goes to the X 
desk) 

Ryan: All right, Let me just remind you of the rules of the game. The
object is to get 3 stars in a row, either across, up and down, or diagonally. 
You have to decide if the star is telling the truth or lieing. That's how you 
get the sqaure. The first game is worth Cy$1,000 

HS ROUND 1 BEGINS