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(CS78 theme plays)

John Venturini: We're dealing out a fortune on Net Card Sharks.
Weekdays on VBS.

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(audience applauds; MG-HSH music plays)

(shot of the panel sans Ryan)

TGoJS: If you would like tickets to see the Net Match Game - Hollywood 
Squares Hour in person, send us a self addressed stamped envelope to...

(dissolve to center stage with Doug, Phil and Ryan)

Doug: Thank you, ghost of Jay Stewart.  Phil, congratulations once
again.  (Doug and Phil shake hands; then Ryan and Phil shake hands)
The super match was worth a total of CY$5250.  Let's turn to the tote 
board behind us and see you're the proud possessor of...


(ding; audience applause)

Doug: ...CY$14,850.  And you'll be back on the next show to defend
your title.

Ryan: We want to thank our panel for another great episode and we 
know Dana didn't get a chance to play this time.  But, we're about to
remedy that.


Doug: That's right, Ryan, we have time for one more cyber-phone match.
(Doug picks up cell phone)  And, what was your name again, sir?

Oliver: (over the phone) Oliver Langland.

Doug: OK, Oliver, welcome aboard.  We're going to get right to the
cyber-phone match.  Remember, Dana's already been selected to be your
celebrity partner.  You'll win CY$500 regardless of what happens here.
But, if your answer to the question matches Dana's, you win CY$5000
more, OK?

Oliver: OK.

Doug: Then let's do it.  Dana, you'll write down your answer.  Oliver,
when he's finished, I'll call for yours.  Here comes your question.




Doug: Pepperoni << BLANK >>.  That's P-E-P-P-E-R-O-N-I.  
Pepperoni << BLANK >>. 

(MG '76 Super Match think music plays)

 



(ding)

Doug: OK, Oliver, bell means Dana's inserted his card in the slot. 
We now call for your answer.  How do you fill in that blank?  
Pepperoni << BLANK >>. 

Oliver: It has to be Pepperoni PIZZA.

(audience cheers)

Doug: The audience likes that.  But then again, you're not trying to
match the audience, you're trying to match Dana.  Big D, what'cha
say, my man?

Dana: Well, I don't eat much pepperoni since I started Herbalife.. you 
don't lose 40 pounds by chomping on pepperoni sticks, LOL.

Doug: Uh oh.  This doesn't look good, Oliver.

Dana: But I used to like a chunk of a pepperoni stick now and again, 
so naturally, I'll say: 








Pepperoni Pizza

 



(audience applause; slot machine payoff sfx; MG-HSH win music plays)

Doug: You got it, Oliver!  Five-thousand here, 500 from earlier.
Some good virtual funds right there -- CY$5500.  (Earl runs up to
the stage)  Earl's up here, I'm gonna hand the phone to him and he'll
take care of ya.  Oliver Langland, everybody!  (audience cheers)  Well,
that'll conclude matters for another NMG-HSH.  Again, thanks to the 
stars, congratulations to Phil on winning almost CY$15,000 -- and of
course, big thanks to our master of the squares, Ryan Morris.  
(audience cheers)  And our man who calls the shots in the control
room, Justin Morris.  (audience cheers)  I'm Doug Morris -- for those
named Morris, Lewis and otherwise, we hope you'll tune for another 
star-studded, big cyber-money episode of the Net Match Game - Hollywood 
Squares Hour.  Because, if you miss a moment, you're << BLANKED >>.

Ryan: I agree.

Doug: See you next time, everyone!

(audience applause) (credits roll)