====================================================================== (CS78 theme plays) John Venturini: We're dealing out a fortune on Net Card Sharks. Weekdays on VBS. ====================================================================== (audience applauds; MG-HSH music plays) (shot of the panel sans Ryan) TGoJS: If you would like tickets to see the Net Match Game - Hollywood Squares Hour in person, send us a self addressed stamped envelope to...
(dissolve to center stage with Doug, Phil and Ryan) Doug: Thank you, ghost of Jay Stewart. Phil, congratulations once again. (Doug and Phil shake hands; then Ryan and Phil shake hands) The super match was worth a total of CY$5250. Let's turn to the tote board behind us and see you're the proud possessor of...
(ding; audience applause) Doug: ...CY$14,850. And you'll be back on the next show to defend your title. Ryan: We want to thank our panel for another great episode and we know Dana didn't get a chance to play this time. But, we're about to remedy that. Doug: That's right, Ryan, we have time for one more cyber-phone match. (Doug picks up cell phone) And, what was your name again, sir? Oliver: (over the phone) Oliver Langland. Doug: OK, Oliver, welcome aboard. We're going to get right to the cyber-phone match. Remember, Dana's already been selected to be your celebrity partner. You'll win CY$500 regardless of what happens here. But, if your answer to the question matches Dana's, you win CY$5000 more, OK? Oliver: OK. Doug: Then let's do it. Dana, you'll write down your answer. Oliver, when he's finished, I'll call for yours. Here comes your question.
Doug: Pepperoni << BLANK >>. That's P-E-P-P-E-R-O-N-I. Pepperoni << BLANK >>. (MG '76 Super Match think music plays)
(ding) Doug: OK, Oliver, bell means Dana's inserted his card in the slot. We now call for your answer. How do you fill in that blank? Pepperoni << BLANK >>. Oliver: It has to be Pepperoni PIZZA. (audience cheers) Doug: The audience likes that. But then again, you're not trying to match the audience, you're trying to match Dana. Big D, what'cha say, my man? Dana: Well, I don't eat much pepperoni since I started Herbalife.. you don't lose 40 pounds by chomping on pepperoni sticks, LOL. Doug: Uh oh. This doesn't look good, Oliver. Dana: But I used to like a chunk of a pepperoni stick now and again, so naturally, I'll say: Pepperoni Pizza
(audience applause; slot machine payoff sfx; MG-HSH win music plays) Doug: You got it, Oliver! Five-thousand here, 500 from earlier. Some good virtual funds right there -- CY$5500. (Earl runs up to the stage) Earl's up here, I'm gonna hand the phone to him and he'll take care of ya. Oliver Langland, everybody! (audience cheers) Well, that'll conclude matters for another NMG-HSH. Again, thanks to the stars, congratulations to Phil on winning almost CY$15,000 -- and of course, big thanks to our master of the squares, Ryan Morris. (audience cheers) And our man who calls the shots in the control room, Justin Morris. (audience cheers) I'm Doug Morris -- for those named Morris, Lewis and otherwise, we hope you'll tune for another star-studded, big cyber-money episode of the Net Match Game - Hollywood Squares Hour. Because, if you miss a moment, you're << BLANKED >>. Ryan: I agree. Doug: See you next time, everyone! (audience applause) (credits roll)