MG Round 1 Question B

 

 

Doug: Phil, you won the right to go first.  Pick A or B and we'll
start the engines.

Phil: I'll take B for Belmont (my college).

 

 

Doug: B for Belmont it is.  (Doug grabs B, walks to panel)  As Gene
would say, "new game, everyone plays."

Can you believe they actually changed the Arkansas state quarters?  Now, on 
the back, there's a picture of Bill Clinton and the caption reads, "The 
<< BLANK >> State". 

 

 

 

(MG '7x wank think music plays)

 

 

 

Doug: OK, Phil, they're all ready.  Let's see if you can pick up some 
cyber-money...

Can you believe they actually changed the Arkansas state quarters?  Now, on 
the back, there's a picture of Bill Clinton and the caption reads, "The 
<< BLANK >> State". 

Phil: Well, the only thing I can think of is the CIGAR state.

(audience applause)

Doug: A good answer.  Let's see if you get some help from the panel.
We start with C-town's dynamic duo of Tom and Frank.

Tom:  Frank and I disagreed over this one.

Frank:  RIGHT!

Tom:  But Frank won out in this case since nobody would have said the 
"Wonder Why?" State. (buzz) Frank, what did you call it?

Frank: (turns card) WOW!  (buzz)

Doug: Two mismatches from one desk -- a NMG-HSH first.  Jay?

Jay: Well I couldn't find my Binaca so I'll just have to (Jay gets up
from his chair, walks down the stairs, to Mystic Girl's chair; kisses 
Mystic Girl's hand) be a complete gentleman.  :)  (audience applause)
Welcome to the panel everybody, especially our newcomers.

Doug: Jay Lewis, center square, one-man welcome wagon.   (audience
laughs)  (Jay returns to his seat)  Now then, got an answer for us?

Jay: Maybe Bubba moved Arkansas closer to Missouri making it 
The < CENSORED > Me State". 

(buzz) (just about everyone in the studio loses it)

Jay: (looks over at Tom & Frank) Welcome to NMGHSH, boys!!

Frank: DOUBLE OW!  (audience laughs)

Doug: I'm with ya there, hoss.  BTW, for those of you scoring at home
...uh... lemme rephrase that.  (audience laughs)  Jay's answer rhymes
with "Show Me State".  (sigh)  Kevin, restore some order, please

Kevin: Well, before I give my answer, let me stick this sign up 
real quick:

+--------------------+
|  Attention: Armed  |
|  Audience Members: |
|    I throw back!   |
+--------------------+

(Kevin brings out bucket of baseballs)  (audience laughs)

And I'll do it too.

And my answer is: (flips multiple cards)

+---------------+
| The cheat on  |
|  your wife    |
+---------------+

+---------------+
| Then cover it |
| up in court   |
+---------------+

(buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)

Doug: Good answer -- but no cigar.  Well, we're still looking for 
cigars as we come down to the lower tier and Ryan.  Can you believe 
they actually changed the Arkansas state quarters?  Now, on the back, 
there's a picture of Bill Clinton and the caption reads, "The 
<< BLANK >> State".  And Phil said Cigar State.  What did you think,
Ryan?

Ryan: (flips card)

+-----------------+ 
| The Liars State | 
+-----------------+ 

(buzz) (audience applause)

Doug: Logical answer indeed.  Mystic Girl, how did you fill in the
blank?

Mystic Girl: You know what?  This is the funniest question I've ever 
received.  But I'm going to have to go with a funny answer and say 
"The Screwed-Up State"

(buzz)

Doug: Funny is as funny does.  And Jerry?

Jerry: They changed Florida to the Recount State and Arkansas to... 

+-----------------+ 
| The cigar state | 
+-----------------+ 

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: Hey!  A match!  How ya like that?  Let's recap the answers...
quickly... (audience laughs)

 

 

WONDER WHY?/WOW | (rhymes w/"Show Me") | CHEAT...COVER IT UP...
LIARS | SCREWED-UP | CIGAR

 

 

MG ROUND 1 CONTINUES