HS Round 4 Question 5
Ryan: John, pick a square. 

John: Back to Mark for the win, please. 

 







 

Mark: Ryan, why do I get the impression that I've been through this before? 

(audience laughs)

Ryan: Mark, Most of Emily Dickinson's poetic works can be sung to the tune of 
what song? 

Mark: Definitely not anything from EMinem. Get it? EMinem? 

(audience boos)

Mark: OH HUSH! Let's see.  Emily Dickinson's poetic works can be sung to what 
SONG?!? 

Ryan: That's the question. 

Mark: The...Star Spangled Banner. 

John: Seems a bit too farfetched for me...I'll disagree. 

Ryan: It's "The Yellow Rose of Texas". Circle gets the Square and the Win! 

 







 

(dings; audience applause; MG-HSH win music plays)

And to celebrate your win, we "flashback" to Hollywood Squares '86, And to 
perform Emily Dickinson's "Because I Could Not Stop For Death" to the tune of 
"The Yellow Rose of Texas", please welcome the Net Match Game - Hollywood 
Squares Hour Lone Star State Chorus. 

NMG-HSH LSSC: (assemble before microphones; sing a cappella) 

Because I could not stop for Death - 
He kindly stopped for me - 
The Carriage held but just Ourselves - 
And Immortality. 

We slowly drove - He knew no haste 
And I had put away 
My labor and my leisure too, 
For His Civility - 

(audience cheers) (time's up sfx)

Ryan: Well, that sound means that time is up. And we have a new champion, John 
Menjes! 

(audience cheers)

Ryan: Eddie, we had a great time with you and your taking home Cy$43,250. Let's 
have a nice round of applause for Eddie Timanus 

(audience cheers)

Ryan: John, you won Cy$7000 in "The Hollywood Squares" portion we add that to the 
Cy$1050 in Match Game, and that gives you a total of Cy$8050! And in Just a 
moment, Doug is going to give you a chance at Cy$30,000 more in the Super 
Match! 

(audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)


SUPER MATCH STARTS