(cue MG-HSH theme)

The Ghost of Jay Stewart:
It's time for the...

...with our guests..

...from Net Idiot Savants...
THE BRAIN

 

...from Battleblocks...
JASON ANTONIEWICZ

 

...from Run for the Gold,...
DON SMITH

 

...from Net Cross Wits...
MARK SINSABAUGH

 

...from Net Price is Right...
JAY LEWIS

 

...from Net Mad Gab...
ROBERT ROSKO

 

...from the world of
tennis and cross-country...

MATT CICERO

 

...game show fan ...
KEITH BUTKOVICH

 

...and the stars of
The Net Match Game -
Hollywood Squares Hour ...

RYAN MORRIS AND
DOUG MORRIS

(NMG-HSH sign rises; MG-esque doors open, Ryan and Doug shake hands
and are welcomed to an ecstatic crowd; they walk down the stairs)

Doug: Hellooooo, everybody, Happy New Year and welcome to the 
continuation of NMG-HSH.  

Ryan: That's right, before we left the air for the holidays, Match
Game ended in a tie-breaker.  And its winner is ready to face our
champion.

Doug: Yes, in fact, the players are already over there and they look
ready to go.  Ryan, have a good game.  (Doug and Ryan shake hands)

(audience cheers) (Ryan heads for his HS desk with the players; Doug
goes to the Morris chair on the panel)

Ryan: Let's met our players.  First our challenger, John Menjes, who won 
CY$1,050 in MG. (audience cheers) And our champion, who so far has won 
Cy$37,250, Eddie Timanus! (audience cheers)

And let's welcome back our Stars, Hello Stars! 







Stars: Hello, Ryan! 

Ryan: Well, just to remind you of the rules the game the object is to get 
three stars in a row either across, up-and-down or diagonally. You must 
deiced if the stars are telling the truth or trying to put one over on you. 
That's how you get the square. 

HS ROUND 1 BEGINS