MG Round 3 Question A

Doug: James, here the deal.  Two matches sends this to
sudden death overtime.  Three matches or more earns you the 
right to play HS against Eddie.  Anything less and Dave
moves on to HS.

(Doug grabs A from toaster; walks to panel)

Doug: Everyone plays this question.  Here it comes.
As the old saying goes, everything's bigger in Texas.  
That's why Dumb Dora moved there in the hope her 
<< BLANK >> would get bigger.
(J! think music plays)

Doug: All right James.  We come for your answer.
As the old saying goes, everything's bigger in Texas.  
That's why Dumb Dora moved there in the hope her 
<< BLANK >> would get bigger.

James: I will say that DUMB Dora moved to Texas in 
hopes that her << IQ >> would get bigger.

(smattering of applause)

Doug: Hmm, OK.  That's a logical thought.  But, me thinks
you forgot the words of Dana from the first question 
of this game about... well... let's just see the answers.  
First, Charlie and... what'cha got there?

Charlie: (pulls out file folder)

You know, when was I here before, I never threw my old cards away.  I
saved them in this folder for posterity.  I'm sure I've got the answer
for this question in here...

+----------+
| PAIR OF  |
| SHOWDOWN |
| DICE     |
+----------+

No, that's not it...

+-----------+
| MILKSHAKE |
+-----------+

No...man, was that an awful one...

+-------+
| BOOBS |
+-------+

That's it!

(audience cheers)

Doug: You wouldn't happen to have an IQ in there, would you?
(Charlie shakes head "no")  (buzz)  Oh well.  Anyway James,
Dana was talking about how mammory-friendly MG's been.  His 
answer's living proof of that.  But, still, two IQs ties it 
and three IQ's win. Jay, what did you say?

Jay: her 2 best friends, beloved by men everywhere

+-------+
| BOOBS |
+-------+

(buzz)

Doug: Hmm, no match yet.  Well, four to go still.  Jim?

Jim: FIESTA DEL TA-TA'S

(buzz)

Doug: Well, you're still not out of the running, James.  We go to
the bottom tier and if everyone here said IQ, you still win.  Ryan?

Ryan: (holds up card)

+========+
| Brain  | 
+========+

Doug:  Hmmm, brain?  IQ?  A match?

(ding; audience applause)


Doug: Got it!  James, it's down to the two D's.  If they both say
IQ, you win.  Deano?

Dean: She went to Texas to get bigger...
 
 +--------+
 |BREASTS!|
 +--------+
 
BBQ sauce implants.
 
(audience groans) (buzz)

Doug: Not a match.  It's down to Dana and given his earlier 
statement, I have a bad feeling about this.  For a tie game, 
what's your answer?

Dana: (mouths "Sorry, James"; holds up card)

+**********+
*          *
*  Boobs   *
*          *
+**********+

(buzz)

Doug: No match.  Dave's our winner.

(dings; audience applause; MG-HSH win music plays)

(Doug's note: Judge for yourself whether IQ and brain
match.  As we recap the answers, it's obvious what the
winning answer was.)

BOOBS | BOOBS | FIESTA DEL TA-TA'S
BRAIN (match with "IQ") | BREASTS | BOOBS

Doug: Dave, you have CY$200 and more importantly you'll play
Eddie Timanus for the championship in HS.  James, we thank you
for playing.  IQ was a logical answer -- if we had some ladies
on the panel, we probably wouldn't have as many boobs... uh... 
(audience laughs) lemme rephrase that.  (audience laughs)
Anyway, no one leaves us empty-handed.  You have CY$100 and
this...

Doug:...the home version of the Net Match Game - Hollywood Squares
Hour.  Take home the internet's << BLANK >>ing favorite of 
mindreading and second-guessing.  Everything you need for MG
and HS are all here -- all you need are two players and nine
famous friends.  From Wilton Hadley.  Please take that with
our compliments and our thanks for playing.  James Leroux,
everyone. (audience applause)

FROM MG TO HS