HS Round 2 Question 7

Ryan: Eddie, Pick a square.

Eddie: Ok, Charlie, help me out with a block here.

 

Ryan: CP, My old partner in crime...

Charlie:  The Bergeron to my...wait a minute, I'm not in that chair
anymore!  The Bergeron to my...Bruce Vilanch!?! (audience laughs) 
Wait a minute, I'm not gay! < Jerry Seinfeld > Not that there's 
anything wrong with that! < /JS > Well, I am wearing my giraffe 
t-shirt, so that's sorta like Bruce.

(audience laughs and applauds)

Ryan:  (laughing) Here is your question:

What causes the stains on a cigarette smoker's fingers?

Charlie:  Oh, gee.  Smoking cigarettes is bad enough.  It leaves stains
on your fingers, too?  Yuck!  Since those stains are typically dark
brown in color, I'll say it has to do with the tar in the cigarettes.

Eddie: Mmmmm...I don't think that's quite right. I disagree.

Ryan: It is the nicotine that stains the fingers. X gets the Square.

 

(ding; audience applause)

Ryan: Dave, pick a Square

HS ROUND 2 CONTINUES