Game 7 Round 1This seventh game of Net Poker Live! took place in an AOLIM chat room December 8, 2011. Portions of the chat transcript were edited and others were omited. Such editing did not affect the outcome of the game.
(smooth jazz theme plays during montage of images throughout a casino/resort)
Scarlett: (in pre-recorded audio clip) From the Bonus Island Resort and Casino in Gulfport, Mississippi... (audience cheers) ...welcome to the card game where high hands can bring high rewards. This is Net Poker Live! (more cheers) And now, here's our host, Doug Morris!
(more cheers) (Doug enters from stage right)
Doug: Hellloooo, everybody and welcome to Net Poker Live! Tonight, the stakes are high. The winner of tonight's main game could win more than CY$2,000,000!
Doug:And later on tonight, a special video challenge worth -- well -- a whole bunch of moolah. Tell ya about it later. Right now. Let's greet our players -- Dean Scungio and Jay Cross.
DEAN JAY 
Doug: Dean, Jay, we'll chat later. But let's get the game on the road. We play three rounds. The scores are cumulative throughout the game. Player with the higher score at the end of Round 3 wins the game and the chance to play Deuces Wild Deluxe for more than CY$2,000,000. Right now, the debut of a theme of questioning -- Six Pack.
SIX PACK
Doug: In a moment, you'll see six words, one at a time, appear on the big screen. The words lead to the identity of a person, place or thing. The first player to buzz in and answer correctly wins CY$500 and the choice of two up-cards. If you buzz in and miss, your opponent sees the rest of the clues and gets a free guess.
After you each collect four cards, we play a CY$750 blind card question. High hand pays CY$1250.
Dean, you won the right to cut the cards and -- oh yeah -- I almost forgot. Our dealer for Net Poker Live! -- on loan from The Big Risk -- a big Bronx cheer for Dirty Harry.
(audience boos as Dirty Harry enters studio)
Doug: D.J. Hamilton is at a bachelorette party. Of course! Anyway, before the mob gets really unruly, let's see the first two cards from the top of the deck Dean cut.
Doug: Wow! Dean, you know how to cut 'em.
Dean: Pocket Aces, baby!
Jay: Wow. Nice job Dean!
Doug: Ace of Clubs and the Ace of Diamonds. Here comes your first puzzle, Dean and Jay. Good luck everyone and here we go...
WON
THIS
Doug: Dean?
Dean: Uh...Dunno.
Doug: OK. Jay, you get to see the rest of the puzzle.
WON
THIS
YEAR'S
NASCAR
SPRINT
CUP
Jay: Tony Stewart?
Doug: That's right.
DEAN JAY Dean: I wouldn't have known anyway.
Doug: Tony smoked 'em again. Great final race against Carl Edwards. Jay, which Ace do you want?
Jay:I'll take the clubs please
Doug: Clubs for you.
DEAN
JAY
Doug: Dean you get the Ace of Diamonds by default. BTW, any royal flush does pay CY$1,000,000 -- which doesn't apply to the score of the game. Next two cards, please.
Doug: Well, no royal chance. King of Spades and the Jack of Hearts with this next puzzle.
CURRENT
HOST
OF
TV'S
"FAMILY
Doug: Dean?
Dean: Steve Harvey
Doug: Survey says -- we've got a tie game.
Doug: Last word, of course, was Feud. Which card, Dean?
Dean: King me.
DEAN
JAY
Doug: Dean with Ace King, Jay with Ace Jack. Two more cards.
Doug: The Jack of Diamonds and the Queen of Spades. Next puzzle's comin at ya.
SHE'S
BRITTA
ON
THE
SITCOM
"COMMUNITY"
Doug: Dean?
Dean: Tina Fey?
Doug: No. Jay, do you know who?
Jay: Gillian Jacobs.
Doug: That's right.
DEAN JAY Doug: Which card, Jay?
Jay: I'll take the Jack to make a pair please
Doug: Jack it.
DEAN
JAY
Doug: Jay, as requested, has a pair of Jacks. Dean on a straight draw. Yeah, i know, if it were only an Ace of Spades instead of Diamonds. Next two cards, please, fellers.
Doug: The King of Diamonds and the 9 of Hearts. Here comes your next puzzle.
FIRST
WORD
OF
THE
MIRANDA
Doug: Dean?
Dean: You.
Doug: Me? I'm Doug. (a few laughs from the crowd) Oh, that's your answer. You're right!
Doug: Last clue word was -- warning. Dean, would you like the King or 9?
Dean: Gimme the King.
Doug: Giving you two cowboys.
DEAN
JAY
Doug: Jay, you're still on two Jacks. We've got a tie ballgame at CY$1000 each. Time for the blind card puzzle. Final two cards for the round come face down.
Doug:Now, this next puzzle is worth CY$750. High hand gets CY$1250. Next puzzle coming...
"FANFARE
FOR
THE
COMMON
MAN"
COMPOSER
Doug: Jay?
Jay: Aaron Copland
Doug: Right on.
DEAN JAY Doug: With that, you've got the lead. Which card?
Jay: I'm a lefty so give me the left please
Doug: Left card for you...
ROUND 1 CONTINUES
