Game 6 Deuces Wild Poker





Doug: And we're back. Chris won our game with CY$7600. Ready to win CY$2,000,000?

Chris: oh yeah

Doug: Set that board up, Nelson.




(FF reveal sfx)

Doug: We played this earlier tonight. Just to review, one outlaw in the top row, two in the second, three in the third, four on the bottom. Rest hide Deuces of Spades. We start you off with CY$200.





(ding)

Doug: Each time you find a Deuce, another zero goes on the scoreboard. Find four Deuces and you're leaving the Bonus Island Casino with CY$2,000,000. (audience cheers) OK, Chris, good luck. The first row hides one outlaw. Pick a number.

Chris: let's go with 4

Doug: Number 4. Let's get off to a good start with 4.




(outlaw says "YEEEEE-hawwww!") (audience groans)

Doug: Harry didn't go into the control room and screw around with the computer program did he?

Nelson: (director over loud speaker) No.

Doug: Oh, well. Sorry, Chris. Let's go after some cyber-money. Next row hides two outlaws. Pick one number between 7-12.

Chris: oh well, let's try 8

Doug: Good number... Dale Jr.'s car. Let's see what's behind 8.




(bing) (audience applause)

Doug: That's more like it. Move him up to CY$2000, please.





(ding)

Doug: Now let's go for CY$20,000. Three outlaws to bypass. Pick a number.

Chris i'll try 15

Doug: Number 15. Come on Deuce!




(bing) (audience applause)

Doug: Yes! You're up to...





(ding)

Doug: ...CY$20,000. Now for 200-grand. Four outlaws to avoid on that bottom row. Pick a number.

Chris: 23

Doug: Number 23. Michael Jordan's number once upon a time. What's there?




(outlaw says "YEEEEE-hawwww!") (audience groans)

Doug: Brick. Sorry. But you have CY$20,000. Let's see the rest of the board.




Doug: OK, Chris, it's decision time. You may stop right now with your CY$20,000 -- or trade it away for one final chance at CY$2,000,000.

 


(FF reveal sfx)

Doug: Behind one of these numbers is the Deuce of Spades. The other five hide outlaws. If you go for it and find the Deuce, two million's yours. Find the outlaw and you lose CY$20,000. Either way, the CY$7600 you won earlier is safe. Stop and keep the 20-grand -- or go for two million?

(audience says "Go! Go!")

Chris: CY$20,000 for a 1-in-6 shot at CY$2,000,000, huh? Where else in here can i get those kinds of odds? I'm goin' for it, Doug!

(audience cheers)

Doug: OK, the CY$20,000 you understand is now gone, right?

Chris: I know

Doug: But you still have CY$7600 to the good. Now -- for two million cyber-dollars, which number hides the Deuce of Spades?

Chris: Number 5

Doug: If

number

five

hides

the

deuce,

Chris

Schumacher

wins

two

million

cyber-

dollars

here

on

Net

Poker

Live!

from

the

newly

opened

Bonus

Island

Resort

and

Casino

in

Gulfport,

Mississippi.

Let's

see

#5.

 


(outlaw says "YEEEEE-hawwww!") (audience groans)

Chris: Well, it was worth a shot, anyway.

Doug: I admire your courage. Sorry to see you lose the 20-grand. Which number had the 2?

 


(bing)

Doug: Number 3.

Doug: But you still have CY$7600 and our great thanks for playing. Who knows, maybe you'll have better luck at the blackjack tables here.

D.J.: (entering from stage left...only wearing a barrel) Or not.

(audience laughs...but the men hoot and holler)

Doug: Oh no, Deej. What happened?

D.J.: Too much bad luck at the tables. I even played basic strategy.

(smooth jazz theme plays)

Doug: Oh my. Well, we'll take a break, get some clothes for D.J. and we've got some time for the Outlaw's Video Slot Challenge after this.

(audience cheers)

ADVANCE TO OUTLAW'S VIDEO SLOT CHALLENGE