Scarlett: In addition to their cyber-cash winnings, tonight's runners-up will receive...
Pop-Ice -- a delicious freeze at home treat. Comes in assorted fruit flavors. Twelve bars per box. Treat your youngsters with refreshing Pop-Ice.
Dolphins & Friends bite-size crackers. They have a cheddar cheese taste as big as the ocean. For a wholesome snack anytime, try Dolphins & Friends bite-size cheddar cheese crackers.
20 Mule Team Borax -- a natural for cleaning and freshening all the family wash. 20 Mule Team Borax.
And a member of our studio audience will receive his and hers quartz watches from Jules Jurgensen. Hers is styled in 14 karat gold surrounded by 1/4 karat of fiery diamonds. His is styled in a 14 karat gold case with convenient date feature. From Jules Jurgensen.
And now, the championship's on the line. Andy and David play Joker Poker where one of them could win CY$25,000...
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Scarlett: ... plus the Joker's Bonus worth CY$20,000. Back to Doug Morris and Net Poker.
Doug: I thank you, Scarlett. Here it is -- Joker Poker time.
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Doug: Andy, the winner of the first round, versus David, the winner of our second round. We've reset the point totals to zero. You both know how to play this round. So let's get right to it.
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Doug: We're playing The Numbers Game. I'll give you a statement that starts with a number and continues with a series of initials and *possibly* at least one small word. What you must do is repeat the statement -- while telling me what the initials stand for. An example from an earlier show.
10 Y in a D
Doug: Right answer here would be "10 Years in a Decade". Point values from 5-Card Poker apply here. First player to 100 points wins the game.
One more thing -- we have two Jokers in the deck. That means five of a kind is possible. Make five of a kind or a *natural* royal flush, you win CY$1,000,000.
Doug: Andy cut the cards for this round. Let's see the first two cards from the top of the deck.
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D.J.: OK, Andy and David, good luck. We start with the Queen of Diamonds and the King of Spades.
Doug: All right, players, hands on the buzzers -- because we're starting with this.
5 M in the P B for a M P in the N H L
Doug: Andy.
Andy: 5 Minutes in the Penalty Box for a Major Penalty in the National Hockey League.
Doug: That's exactly right.
Doug: And because it's a major penalty, the guilty party has to stay in the sin bin for the full five minutes. Andy, first 10 points of the round are yours -- as well as the choice of card.
Andy: The King.
Doug: Cowboy goes to the champ.
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Doug: Lady goes to the challenger -- and we turn to D.J. and the stagehand for the next two cards.
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D.J.: The Queen of Hearts and the Queen of Clubs.
Doug: How ya like that? Two men fighting over two women. Kinda like real life. (a few laughs from the crowd) Next numbers game.
3 F in a Y
Doug: Andy.
Andy: 3 Feet in a Yard.
Doug: That's it.
Doug: Andy now up to 20 points. Which lady would you like?
Andy: The Juice Newton one -- Queen of Hearts.
Doug: Lady in red for you.
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Doug: Lady in black goes to David. Two more cards, please
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(scattered cheers)
D.J.: The Ace of Diamonds and the Joker!
Doug: Well now. David, five of a kind could be in your grasp. This next numbers game is really important.
16 total P at the S of a G of C
Doug: David.
David: 16 total PIECES at the START of a GAME of CHESS
(scattered applause) (buzz) (scattered groans)
Doug: Ohhhh -- no. And there's a reason we disclosed "total" in that puzzle.
There are actually 32 total pieces when a game of chess begins -- 16 for one player and 16 for the other. Eight out of the 16 pieces for one player are pawns. And to keep things equal, the other player has eight pawns at the start.
So the correct answer is 16 total *pawns* at the start of a game of chess. Sorry, David, but we give the points to Andy.
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Doug: And I think we know which card he's going to take. But ya actually gotta tell me.
Andy: Joker.
Doug: And with that...
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Doug: ...Andy, right now, has two Kings with a lady. David with two ladies and a rocket. Anything can still happen. Two more cards.
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D.J.: The 9 of Hearts and the 10 of Spades.
Doug: Lovely. Well -- 10 points are up for grabs with the cards. Let's take a look.
56 M S the D of I
Doug: Andy.
Andy: 56 Men Signed the Declaration of Independence.
Doug: They sure did.
Doug: Andy up to 40 points -- and which card?
Andy: 10 of Spades.
Doug: The 10 heads your way.
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Doug: ...the 9 goes to David. Time now for the blind card question.
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Doug: Next two cards from the top of the deck are face down. So let's play for 15 points -- with this numbers game.
19 G S for the V P of the U S
Doug: David.
David: 19 GUN SALUTE for the VICE PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES
(scattered applause and cheers)
Doug: They like your enthusiasm. They should also like the right answer.
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Doug: All right, David, you *could* make this a tie game. Which card?
David: I'll take the LEFT card.
Doug: Left for you.
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Doug: Right goes to the champ and let's see who picks up 25 important points. Deej, please turn David's last card over.
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(scattered applause)
Doug: Last Queen in the deck for trips. Andy, odds are decent you'll complete a straight. If D.J. turns over a 10, we'll have a tie game. Otherwise, you'll create either better trips or a straight for a commanding lead. Deej, please turn over Andy's last card.
ADVANCE TO DEUCES WILD POKER
