Joker Poker

 


DEAN


ROBERT



(scattered cheers; a few gasps)

Doug: Well now! Joker comes through. Robert's not out of it. If there's the Jack of Diamonds or the other Joker on 5th street, it's quads. A 10 gives him a full boat. Anything else and Dean has a commanding lead ahead of the Poker Run.

Deej,

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DEAN


ROBERT



(scattered groans)

Doug: Close but not close enough. Dean's up to 70 points.

 

 

 

DEAN
ROBERT




(ding; audience applause)

Doug: It's 70-10 in Dean's favor. We finish up the game with the Poker Run.

 

(motorcycle sfx)

Doug: And Robert probably wants to see face cards. If the next two cards from the top of the deck are royalty, we play questions at 25 points each. If one's a face card, it's 20 a pop. No face cards and the base value stays at 15. There's still another Joker in the deck -- and that will count as a face card.

Let's have the Poker Run cards, please.

D.J.: The King of Clubs and the last Jack everyone was looking for.

Doug: That means Dean's only two right answers away from retaining the championship. Robert needs four. We've got a lot of questions. Let's decide our champion -- NOW!

The toilet seat museum in San Antonio, Texas has...
\ more than 700 decorated toilet seat lids
\ a working bathroom
\ all of the above
\ none of the above

(Robert buzzes in)

Doug: Robert.

Robert: All of the above

(buzz)

Doug: No, just the first choice is true. The museum actually has more than 800 seat lids -- but no working bathroom. Dean, next question's just for you.

During his boxing career, Muhammad Ali was also known as...
\ "The Louisville Lip"
\ "The Greatest"
\ all of the above
\ none of the above

Dean: (buzzing in) All of the above.

 

 

 

DEAN
ROBERT




(ding)

Doug: That's right. Dean's one away from the win. Robert, you need four in a row.

Actor Mark Wahlberg was in the cast of the movie...
\ "The Men Who Stare at Goats"
\ "Three Kings"
\ all of the above
\ none of the above

(Dean buzzes in)

Doug: Dean for the game.

Dean: "Three Kings"?

(ding)

Doug: That's right, that's the Poker Run, you're still the champ.

 

 

 

DEAN
ROBERT




(dings; audience cheers)

Doug: Congratulations, Dean. This is your third straight win. Win the next game and you play for a million plus the amount of the Outlaw's Jackpot on the next show. We still have unfinished business in this show -- and we'll finish that up shortly.

Robert, you just ran into some tough luck in this round. A vast contrast to Video Poker, where you won it and *nearly* pulled off a natural royal flush.

We hope you had fun with us. We wish you continued success with the Game Show Kingdom blog and your further endeavors.

Ten points time CY$10 means another CY$100 in your coffers. Grand total of CY$2100 -- plus some great prizes backstage and our thanks for playing The New Net Poker. Robert McBride, everyone.

(audience cheers)

 

 
 



 
 

Doug: Dean, the CY$115,000 Outlaw's Jackpot will come in a bit. But first, please pick two letters in "POKER". If you uncover CY$7500 and CY$5000, those amounts double for a total CY$25,000 payoff.

Dean: Let's look behind the P and the E.

Doug: P and E. Very well, let's see the P first.

 

 
 



 
 

(rimshot; ca-ching)

Doug: CY$2000. OK, no CY$25,000 possibility here. Let's hope for CY$7500 behind E.

 

 
 



 
 

(rimshot; ca-ching)

Doug: CY$1500. Total of 35-hundred. But now let's go for 35-*thousand*.

 

 
 



 
 

(FF reveal sfx)

Doug: Joker game time. Behind the numbers are special cards representing cyber-cash, prizes and perhaps a circumstance you'll have to deal with in Deuces Wild Poker. Of course, there's a Joker worth CY$35,000. Please choose one of the numbers.

Dean: Number 4.

Doug: Number 4 it is. Show us the Joker behind 4.

JOKER POKER CONTINUES