Joker Poker

 


MATT


ROBERT



(D.J.'s eyes and mouth open wide in shock) (audience cheers)

Doug: Would you look at *THAT*?!?! We had a double Joker situation in the blind cards. Now, folks, let me explain this -- since this has never happened in six years here on Net Poker.

Had both Jokers come down the chute *before* the 15-point blind card question, the player who chimed in and answered the *10*-point question correctly would have also won CY$10,000. Had both Jokers come down the chute *after* the 15-point blind card question, we'd call them face cards and make each question worth 25 points in the Poker Run -- with the winner of the game also winning CY$10,000.

The fact of the matter is -- both Jokers were up for grabs *during* the 15-point blind card question. And Matt, Robert, the rule is...

 

 

 

MATT
ROBERT

(ding)

Doug: ...you *EACH* win CY$10,000. (more cheers) But what this also means is that we'll call both Jokers Jacks -- meaning Matt's King-high straight beats Robert's trip Jacks. Matt was just awarded 25 points for the high hand.

One more thing. The double Joker bonus was originally CY$5000 -- but in the midst of upping the ante on just about everything else on this show, we doubled the bonus to CY$10,000 in the process.

(Doug catches breath)

Doug: Now, we all have to settle down from all this excitement -- and find a winner in the Poker Run.

(motorcycle sfx)

Doug: Remember, no adjustments are made to the scores. Questions are worth 15 points each -- however, we increase the value to 20 points if one of the next two cards is a face card. If both cards are royalty, we play for 25 points a question. Let's go to our Poker Run cards.

D.J.: And I thought I was going to have grandchildren before two Jokers were up for grabs at the same time.

(audience laughs and applauds)

D.J.: The Queen of Spades and the 10 of Hearts.

Doug: OK, the Queen ups the ante to 20 points a question. Matt's three away from the win. Robert's four away from the win. Best of luck, fellas. Here we go.

Leonard Nimoy wrote a book entitled...
\ "I Am Spock"
\ "I Am Not Spock"
\ all of the above
\ none of the above

(Robert buzzes in)

Doug: Robert.

Robert: All of the above

(ding)

Doug: That's right. Hey, Lenny, make up your mind, eh? (light laughter from the crowd) Next question.

Greg Kinnear was in the cast of the movie...
\ "You've Got Mail"
\ "Mamma Mia!", released in 2008
\ all of the above
\ none of the above

(Robert buzzes in)

Doug: Robert again.

Robert: "You've Got Mail"

 

 

 

MATT
ROBERT

(ding)

Doug: Right again. Next question's on medicine.

If a doctor is an OB/GYN, it means he or she specializes in...
\ obstetrics
\ gynecology
\ all of the above
\ none of the above

(Robert buzzes in)

Doug: Robert.

Robert: All of the above

(ding)

Doug: Robert's on fire and one away from the win. Matt, I see ya try to chime in. Hang in there. Next question's on politics.

Before becoming Alaska's governor, Sarah Palin was...
\ Alaska's lieutenant governor
\ a mayor of an Alaskan city
\ all of the above
\ none of the above

(Robert buzzes in)

Doug: Robert for the win.

Robert: None of the above?

 

 

 

MATT
ROBERT

(buzz)

Doug: No, she was mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Robert, you'll stay at 95 points. However, Matt, you'll play this next question unopposed.

If you wanted to do the Charleston in the city of Charleston, go to...
\ North Carolina
\ South Carolina
\ all of the above
\ none of the above

Matt: South Carolina

(ding)

Doug: That's right for 20 more points. Robert's back in it and needs one more for the win. Matt needs two.

The English alphabet has more letters than the...
\ Hawaiian alphabet
\ Cambodian alphabet
\ all of the above
\ none of the above

(Robert buzzes in)

Doug: Robert again for the game.

Robert: All of the above.

 

 

 

MATT
ROBERT

(buzz)

Doug: 'Fraid Hawaiian alphabet was the right answer. The English alphabet has 26 letters, Hawaiian half as many at 13, Cambodian has more than the others combined at 74. Matt, this next question's just for you.

When making a list of Presidents of the U.S. who've been impeached, you must include...
\ Andrew Jackson
\ Andrew Johnson
\ all of the above
\ none of the above

Matt: Andrew Johnson.

 

 

 

MATT
ROBERT

(ding)

Doug: That's right. Next 20-point question's on the buzzers -- and could decide the winner.

Carlton is the name of...
\ the doorman on "Rhoda"
\ Will Smith's character on "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"
\ all of the above
\ none of the above

(Matt buzzes in)

Doug: Matt for the game.

Matt: The doorman on "Rhoda".

(ding)

Doug: You are still our champion.

 

 

 

MATT
ROBERT

(dings; audience cheers)

Doug: Carlton was Alfonso Ribeiro's character on "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air". Matt, we'll play for the big cyber-money in a bit.

Robert, *so* close to victory. But you're certainly not leaving us empty handed. You got CY$7500 from the last round, CY$10,000 from the double Joker blind card situation -- and CY$950 for your 95 points. This has to be the most cyber-money we've paid out to a runner-up -- CY$18,450.

(audience cheers)

Doug: Congratulations and thanks for playing The New Net Poker.

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