Joker Poker

 


ROBERT


ROB



Doug: Queen, it won't help. Robert wins another CY$100,000 and a new Land Rover LR3.

 

 

 

ROBERT
ROB

(winning bells; audience cheers)

Doug: Let's see Robert's last card to make it all official.

 


ROBERT


ROB



Doug: A Jack. Ah, Rob, catch-22 on the blind cards. But you played a great game. We give you CY$10 a point for this round. That's another CY$250 for a total of CY$1000. You take that along with our great thanks and best wishes for a happy and safe Halloween. Rob McMonigal everyone.

(audience cheers)


Doug: OK, Robert, 208-grand and change -- and more on the way courtesy of two of the letters in "POKER". Which ones? That's up to you. As you know, find 5000 and 2000 and you win 3000 more.

Robert: P and R.

Doug: P R for that witch Lisa. Did I say that?

(witch cackle sfx) (audience laughs)

Doug: Inside joke, folks. Anyway, let's see the P.


(bing)

Doug: A grand. Well, no three-grand bonus in the offing. But let's see R and hope for five-grand.


(bing)

Doug: Eh, 750. Total of CY$1750. Now let's go for a bonus prize.

 
SELECT SAME SUIT



 
 

(FF reveal sfx)

Doug: Your task is "select same suit" and your base card is the 9 of Diamonds, Robert. Behind at least one of the four numbered spaces, there's another Diamond. Find the Diamond and you win this.

("Dark Shadows" theme plays)

Rich: (sounding eerie) A trip to Transylvania. (audience applause) You'll be flown one-way to Transylvania for an extended stay at...

Doug: Ahhhh, no ya don't. I see where this is going. Robert, forget what Rich said. You're playing for *double* the cyber-money you just won from the letters in the word "POKER". In other words, you're trying to convert CY$1750 into CY$3500. (audience applause) The CY$100,000, however, we can't double -- or else that would send the accountants into an early grave. (audience laughs) So for another CY$1750, select a number hiding a Diamond.

Robert: 4

D.J.: Hey, did I mention ladies love the diamonds?

(light laughter from the crowd)

Doug: Once or twice at least, Deej. Behind number 4 we find...

 
SELECT SAME SUIT



 
 

(winning bells; audience applause)

Doug: ...the *Queen* of Diamonds.

 

 

 

ROBERT
ROB

("Dark Shadows" theme plays)

Doug: When we come back, Robert goes against the outlaws once again before heading off to the Quarter Million Playoff. Heck, if he plays the cards right, his total winnings could *exceed* a quarter million. We're back after this.

(audience applause) (fade to a headstone reading: "Wild Bill Hickok, ashes to ashes, Aces to eights)

ADVANCE TO DEUCES WILD POKER